PoV/MtF TG, Lipples, NBM, Reality Alteration.
“Hm?”
“Hey~!”
“Yep! Amber! And you are…”
“...”
“Right! I want to say I would have got it eventually, but I’d be lying”
“Sorry, I’m absolutely terrible with names. Never forget a face though!”
“They’ve got our table ready if you want to-“
“Great! Follow me then~!”
“You know, your hair’s longer than in your profile picture.”
“I mean-“
“No it doesn’t look bad or anything, it’s just probably why I didn’t spot you coming in.”
“…”
“Yeah, I change it every few weeks. I never really can stand looking the same for too long-”
“Hm?-“
“Yes, we’re read-“
“O-oh?”
“Never mind. Can you give us a bit to decide?”
“Oh! We’ll start with some mozzarella sticks though!”
“Thanks~”
“…”
“So, what do you do for a living?”
“Really? Interesting!”
“Me? You don’t really want to know. It’s rather boring.”
“I’m serious!”
“N-No… You’re going to think it’s stupid…”
“…”
“…Fine. But no laughing!”
“… huff”
“Okay… So… I’m a magician-“
“…”
“No, I’m completely serious!”
“No, not like that fraudster. All the stuff I do is real.”
“You don’t believe me?”
“-No no. It’s fine, most people don’t. But trust me, I’m the real deal.”
“…”
“Okay then, I’ll show you.”
“No no, I’ve got to defend my honor as a magician. Go ahead, pick anyone here.”
“…”
“I’m serious. Anyone. I won’t be mad.”
“…”
“Her?”
“Alright, be right back.”
“He he~ Didn’t think I’d actually get her to come over here huh?”
“So anyways, this is Claire-“
“Hm?”
“Oh! Yes! Please sit down! Sorry!”
“Okay, so unlike you, Claire actually believes that I’m a magician, and has graciously offered to help me prove it to you.”
“Now Claire, have we ever met before?”
“…”
“Yes, I know that a plant wouldn’t admit it either. What do you want me to do, give you my phone to browse through all my contacts?”
“Good. Now Claire, I’m not going to do anything too crazy, okay? I’m just going to cut your hand off-“
“Oh trust me, on the grand scale of what I can do, this is pretty low level stuff. Now no more interruptions.”
“Ha ha. Yeah, he is a bit of a dick, Claire. But maybe he’ll soften a little after we’ve proved him wrong.”
“Now Claire, while I am going to cut your hand off, I want you to know that I’m not going to harm you in any way. For starters, I’m going to be using this butter knife.”
“See, no matter how hard I press it into my skin, it doesn’t leave a mark or anything.”
“But just to make extra sure, I’m also going to wrap this napkin around your wrist. Now obviously, if the knife doesn’t shred through the napkin, it’s not going to be sharp enough to make you bleed or anything. Okay?”
“Good. Now, hold still. I’m going to press down on the knife, and it’s going to slice through your arm just like butter. Are you ready, Claire?”
“Then on Three.”
“One”
“Two-“
“And there we go! Why don’t you go ahead and show off that gorgeous stump.”
“See, real magic-“
“Hey now!”
“You know it’s typically polite to ask an assistant first before just grabbing their stumps like that.”
“I’m so sorry about that. Claire, is it alright if he touches your stump? Just to verify that your hand is well and truly on the table now?”
“See? That wasn’t so hard. Good manners can be rewarding.”
“Satisfied?”
“Okay. Well, thank you so much Claire for helping me win that bet. Here’s some free tickets in case you ever want to come see my show. It’s every third Sunday at Sal’s Dinner Theatre.”
“…”
“Oh wait! Claire! Come back!”
“You forgot your hand.”
“Ha ha. No need to worry, it happens more times than you’d think.”
“Here, give me your fitbit- And don’t worry, I’m not going to make it disappear.”
“…”
“Here you go! Now, if you keep that wrapped around your wrist for ten minutes, your hand will stick back on permanently.”
“Ha ha. Like I said, no worries! Have a lovely rest of your evening Claire~!”
“…”
“You know being impatient like that is going to get you into a lot of trouble-“
“Hm?”
“…”
“How?”
“Magic, Silly~.”
“No seriously! It’s like I’ve been telling you. Real magic-”
“Well-“
“I-“
“Y-”
“Whoa whoa! Okay! Slow down! One question at a time!”
“Okay… Ugh… So, I learned magic from a magician I used to work for-“
“Yes. For about two years-“
“Before I was an assistant I was a waitress. Now quit interrupting or I won’t answer your other questions.”
“Um… So, whether anyone can do magic or not, I’m not exactly sure? Porter seemed to think it was a case of only those who’ve been exposed to magic for a long time can do it, but then I’m not exactly sure how the first real magicians would have learned it.”
“As for how it works… I mean, I wouldn’t claim to be an expert in the minutia of it all. It was more of a ‘learning the ropes as I worked the job’ sort of thing.”
“It’s basically like… I- You have to want something really bad. And then you vocalize it. And it happens.”
“…”
“Hm?”
“…”
“W-What?!”
“…”
“Ha ha…”
“W-Well… T-That’s kind of you to say…”
“But I’m afraid I’m only a B cup.”
“…”
“Oh-… You were trying to?…”
“Ha ha. Yeah. No.”
“Magic doesn’t work that way.”
“It’s not the sort of thing that you can have happen instantaneously. It’s more like…”
“Uhm…”
“So, it’s more like you’re trying to convince reality, ‘Hey. You know how this works? Well, wouldn’t it make a lot of sense if it did the same thing here instead?’”
“You need to massage reality’s ego, and then slip in what you want.”
“Does that make any sense?”
“…”
“‘No?’… Okay… How about another demonstration then?”
“Cool. So, I’m going to need you to take your shirt off for this-“
“Hm? What’s wrong?”
“…”
“I’m offering the chance to have real magic done on you, and you’re worried about something as simple as showing off your body in public?”
“…”
“You really don’t have to worry about anyone looking. The ‘magic of etiquette’ means that as long as you don’t make a scene about it, nobody will bother us.”
“…”
“It’s sort of a normalizing effect that magic users typically pick up on their own. Most magicians just call it ‘the magic of etiquette' because it’s basically taking the normal unwritten rules of society and forces nearby people to follow them. So, no fighting, treat others with kindness, help out if you can, no eavesdropping or staring, leave others to themselves. Those sort of things.”
“…”
“Do you think if I could actually mind control people, I’d be online dating?”
“Yeah. Exactly. Now, take off your shirt.”
“…”
“Seriously? Even after I explained everything, the big, strong guy is too scared to strip a little?”
“…”
“sigh… Would it help any if I did it first?”
“…”
“There. See. Nobody’s looking. Nobody’s making a scene. Nobody even cares.”
“And before you even ask…”
“Yes… I am wearing matching panties.”
“Now. Are you gonna-“
“Oh~! Mozzarella sticks~! Thank you so much~!”
“Yes. We are ready to order. Do you know what you want?”
“…”
“And I’ll have the Salmon steak with grilled Asparagus.”
“Thank you~!”
“Oh~! Wait!”
“Would you mind bringing us an extra little bowl of marinara sauce? I’m a little weird about sharing dipping containers.”
“Thanks you so much~”
“…”
“See? No reaction.”
“And unlike you, he was actually able to show some self control and not just stare at my chest the entire time.”
“Now, you don’t have any more excuses. Can you please take off your shirt?”
“…”
“See, that wasn’t so hard.”
“And I’m glad to see that your chest is as well maintained as your wonderful hair. I’ve never really found chest hair all that attractive.”
“…”
“Hm? Oh yeah~! The magic trick.”
“Okay, so- Actually, this is going to be difficult to do from the other side of the table. Is it okay if I scooch around to your side?”
“…”
“Great~”
“Now, Do you believe me that I’m going to do something magical?”
“…”
“Yes, this is a serious question. Magic doesn’t work unless everyone really believes it’s going to.”
“…”
“Good. Last thing. Is it okay if I touch your chest?”
“…”
“You’ll see what I’m doing soon enough. I just want to make sure you’re not going to scream or anything and break etiquette.”
“…”
“Fantastic.”
“Now, don’t worry, because I’m not going to change anything yet.”
“Now… What does it look like when I cup my hands like this and press up on your chest?”
“…”
“Yeah. They kind of look like boobs… but not really right?”
“I mean, if I push my hands up more, they kind of look larger… And when I push my hands closer together like this, the cleavage becomes a bit more defined.”
“But the second I pull my hands away-“
“Like an illusion, right back to your boring flat chest.”
“See, I can do it again. Cupped hands, pushing up, pushing together. But even if I press my thumbs into your nipples, I bet it doesn’t feel as blissful as mine do… Like every neuron in your brain is firing~”
“…”
“H-Here… Put your hands on my chest… Even through my bra, you can feel my heart, right? How it’s just racing? You don’t feel that when I do this? Do you?”
“…”
“Mhm… Exactly…”
“Now… Shoot-“
“…”
“Oh. It’s nothing. I realized I left my bag over on the other side of the table.”
“…”
“Yeah, I need it for the trick… Would you mind holding your breasts for a second while I grab it?”
“…”
“Thanks. Here, yeah cup your hands like that and we’ll transfer over.”
“…”
“Ha ha. And there you go. One pair of female breasts.”
“…”
“Yep! They’re real alright. See how your nipples are so much more pinchable this way?~”
“…”
“Awww… Don’t pout now Sweetie. It could have been worse. After all, I could have given you larger tits than me.”
“Hmmm… Well…”
“…”
“I mean, I basically based them off your hand size, but that shouldn’t…”
“…”
“I mean… from certain angles…”
“…”
“Okay, let’s find out then. Here, since you're technically topless now, it’s only fair if I follow suit.”
“…”
“Okay, now, go ahead and cup my breasts.”
“…”
“Come on now. They won’t bite. And again, I’m asking you to do it, so you know I’m not doing any tomfoolery. So go ahead.”
“…”
“See, nothing happened.”
“Now, put them against your breasts.”
“…”
“Hmm…”
“Well… I guess I did make them larger. Sorry about that.”
“…”
“What? ‘They feel the same?’ No. I’m pretty sure yours are larger. Here, grab my chest again.”
“Okay. Now yours.”
“Yeah, see, the way your boobs are practically spilling out of your hands when you grab them. And just how tiny and dainty your hands look against them in comparison to when you grabbed my chest? I definitely gave you a bigger chest…”
“…Right now…”
“…When I used magic to trick you to enlarge them.”
“Ha ha ha.”
“Oh, come on now. Don’t be like that. After all, you were the one who wanted to see some massive breasts~”
“I just decided to give them to you instead.”
“Consider it my prize for that bet you lost earlier.”
“… munch …”
“Mmh… I know these things go right to your thighs, but they are sooo good.”
“…munch…”
“-Hm? Change you back? Why?”
“…”
“Really? Sweetie, trust me, give it a few hours, and maybe a couple of drinks, and you’ll feel like you’ve had them your entire life.”
“…”
“Oh no. I can definitely change you back-“
“-Because, that’s so boring.”
“Think about it. You have a once in a lifetime chance to see what us girls have to go through everyday. Doesn’t that excite you at all?”
“…”
“Plus… I didn’t want to say it… But now that you have those… Grow your hair out a little more, and you’d make a downright adorable girl-“
“-Aw~! Come on~! Please don’t be like that~! I’m sorry~!”
“You were a very handsome man. And you still look wonderful, Sweetie~”
“…”
“I’ll change you back right now, if you really, really want to…”
“…But…”
“…If you keep the boobs… I’ll do some magic on myself~…”
“…”
“Hmm? Would that make you feel better Sweetie?”
“…”
“Okay… I’ll do it then… But you have to promise me that you’ll start feeling better about your changes… Okay?”
“…”
“Good.”
“smooch”
“…”
“Ha ha~… Here’s a napkin, you big softie~”
“And have some mozzarella sticks. I bought them to share and I don’t want to get fat from eating them by myself.”
“…”
“Ha ha~… And I’m sorry for calling you a dick earlier.”
“smooch”
“…”
“munch”
“…”
“Now, how about that magic I promised you? Would that be okay?”
“…”
“Okay then, let me just see what I actually brought with me in my purse.”
“…”
“Oh sure… You can do a lot with magic… But it is a whole lot easier to get a specific effect if you use a prop…”
“…”
“Yeah… I probably could have done that without the knife… like you know that whole ‘disconnecting thumb’ routine?… But I probably would have had to have a ton more buildup than just ‘Oh hey, we can cut your hand off’-“
“-Ah! This’ll work perfectly~”
“Okay~ So, here, look this over.”
“…”
“You have to untwist- Yep. There you go.”
“…”
“Perfectly normal tube of lipstick, right?”
“…”
“Ha ha~ Well to be fair, it is a normal tube of lipstick. The magic comes from how I use the lipstick.”
“But you’ve got the right spirit~”
“smooch”
“Now~ Perfectly normal tube of lipstick.”
“What do you use lipstick on?”
“That’s right~”
“You use them on lips, like so~”
“…”
“Pop. Easy, and makes my lips look absolutely stunning, right~?”
“…”
“Ha ha~ You flatterer~”
“Now, obviously, as a sane and rational adult. I would use lipstick for its correct purpose, right?”
“I would only ever use them to help accentuate my lips.”
“After all, that’s what lipstick is for. It’s for lips only.”
“I wouldn’t do anything weird like putting them on my nipple or anything. I would use it only for-“
“Lips~”
“…”
“I take it by your silence, you’re impressed?”
“…”
“Of course it’s still me~”
“-Why would I lose control of my mouths just because one of them is on my breast?”
“…”
“He he~ I’m glad you noticed~”
“You’re right, I am a little bit lopsided now.”
“And you know, since the lipstick did this once before.”
“It really only makes sense that-“
“I’d have lips on my other breast too~”
“…”
“Soo….”
“What do you-“
“-Think?”
“…”
“Ha ha~”
“Ha ha~”
“You really are so cute~”
“Of course you can go ahead and touch them~”
“But be careful~!”
“We bite now~! gnah"
“Blegh~! You taste-“
“Yep. As far as I know they’re fully functioning. I have full control of them too. But since they're farther away from the brain… They sometimes accidentally say things before I have a chance to keep quiet.”
“…”
“Ha ha~… W-Well I wouldn’t know if that feels any more-“
“Yes~!!! Mmphble”
“Of course it- dghghs”
“I-I haven’t exactly ever tested that out ever… Ha ha…”
“…”
“munch”
“You know~…”
“munch”
“Well. I know you might not be fully comfortable with your breasts yet…”
“munch”
“But…”
“If there anything like mine~”
“I bet you they’re reeaaaal sensitive~”
“And you know…”
“I just so happen to have some perfectly placed mouths…”
“If you catch my drift~”
“…”
“Oh Sweetie, there’s no reason to worry about Etiquette~”
“Like I told you-”
“-That only applies to everyone else~”
“munch”
“If it weren’t okay-
“munch”
“Don’t you think people would have bugged us-“
“munch”
“When you felt me up earlier~?
“…”
“Well… If you still feel uncomfortable.”
“…”
“Would you consider kissing-“
“-Improper etiquette?”
“…”
“Fantastic~!”
“Okay now… Close your eyes.”
“I want you to concentrate on the feeling of my lipstick covering your lips.”
“The tackiness~”
“How it perfectly follows your luscious curves~”
“Bringing out the natural beauty that hides underneath~”
“Over…”
“…and Over…”
“…and Over again~”
“You can open your eyes now Darling~”
“…”
“Ha ha~”
“You look like a bombshell~”
“So cu-yute~!”
“Now, let’s see what those mouths can do~”
“Mmmmmmh~”
“Mwahhh~”
“Mpmphhhhh~”
“Eeep~!”
“Ah~!”
“A-Ah… “
”Oh~ O-Our entrés… “”
Y-Yes, put mine right there~…”
“…”
“I’m so sorry Sweetie, I didn’t mean to grab the tablecloth like that.”
“I know what a pain it is to wash out marinara sauce.”
“Here, let me get that for you~”
“After all, napkins are great for cleaning up messes…”
“…”
“See, all gone now~”
“…”
“Although…”
“Do you remember how many mozzarella sticks were left on the plate?”
“…”
“Well, the only reason I ask is because I felt something long and soft in your pants…”
“Why don’t you stand up for a second?”
“…”
“Ha ha~”
“Yep, see, I was right.~”
“It fell right out of your pant leg~”
“Again, I’m so sorry you had to deal with that~”
“…”
“Nah~”
“Best to just leave it on the floor”
“After all, we wouldn’t want your hips to get any larger Sweetie~”
“Ha ha~”
“Ha ha~”
“Ha ha~”
“smooch”
“smooch”
“smooch”