Heather was frozen in her tracks as the door to the lounge bursted open. Scarlett walked through, hiding something behind her back as she announced, “Howdy y’all! I’m back! And I bring great news!”
     The relatively calm and happy aura in the room soured at the fact Scarlett had returned. “What is it?” Heather asked, skepticism oozing from her voice.
     “Well, it occurs to me that we’re approaching the end of our tour, and many of you aren’t exactly in any state to get out of here. So I had a talk with my boss,” Heather could have sworn she saw Scarlett slightly wince, “and managed to convince him that we shouldn’t just let you all go in such a state, so…” Scarlett grinned as she pulled out a large sword out from behind her back. The sword had a large amount of ornate decorations upon the hilt, and glowed a brilliant dark blue.
     “What’s that sword going to do to us?” Susan asked, stepping back.
     “Oh, no need to worry, this sword has been enchanted. It’ll only make cuts that at least two of y’all agree upon. Of course, it’s only got enough charge in it to make three changes, so make them count,” Scarlett said, giving the group a wink as she threw the sword onto the ground in front of them.
     
     This clarification on the details of the sword caused the looks of skepticism around the room to increase, but the offer of being able to change some aspects back to normal was too tempting. “What exactly can we change, couldn’t we just say that we want to turn everything back to normal for three of us?” Lindsey asked
     “Well, a change can only be between two people, you can only make the change with the parts that y’all currently have here, so you wouldn’t be able to change everyone back to normal, but you can probably get close,” Scarlett said, moving to one of the lounge chairs and sitting down, “Now hurry up, I’ve got a schedule to keep.”
     The group stared at one another, trying to figure out the best cuts to make. Susan was the first to speak up, “We still aren’t certain that this sword will really do what she says, so how about we try a relatively safe cut?”
     “What do you have in mind,” Spencer asked, still staring at the sword”
     “Well, I thought it would probably be best to separate Heather and Lindsey.” The two girls stared at each other while she continued, “I mean, they probably have the best defined separation line, and I bet they’d both be much happier separated anyway…”
     “I mean… It hasn’t been so bad…” Heather mumbled, slightly embarrassed now at how her friends perceived her.
     “Should we really waste this gift on such an easy slice?” Lindsey asked.
     But this fell upon deaf ears, as the rest of the group agreed that such a slice would be the most logical to test the sword. Sighing at the inevitability of the cut, Heather and Lindsey gave each other a hug (to the best of their ability with their reversed arms), as Susan focused on what she wanted to accomplish and swung the sword through the two.

     Much to the joys of the group, it seemed as though Scarlett had been telling the truth, as when the sword sliced through the girls, finally separating them, their clothes adjusting (and Heather’s arm) adjusting to their separated forms. Looking down, however, it seemed as though they were still stuck with a backwards arm.
     “Well, that’s great so we know it works. Now, can I get my torso back?” Susan asked.
     “Sure!” Veronica gasped, before anyone else could object.
     “Wait!” Echo shouted, but it was too late, as the sword, sensing two individuals agreeing, began to levitate, making the complex cuts necessary to reattach Susan’s torso to her body, returning her to mostly normal (albeit with four arms), and Veronica to a more normal height (minus her head).

    “Great going, now we only have one changes left!” Spencer said grumpily.
    “Sorry! I didn’t realize the sword was going to do that on its own!” Susan said, patting herself down.
    “It’s fine,” Spencer grumbled, “but since you got to waste a slice, can I get my dick back?” Spencer said.
    “That’s a little selfish of you,” Lindsey commented, “I mean, Echo doesn’t even have any limbs, don’t you think it would be better to take Susan’s extra arms and give them to her?”
    “Well, I don’t exactly have any arms either!” Spencer said, waggling his sleeves around in the air.
    “No. It’s fine,” Echo said, “I don’t need any limbs back, but… I can’t give you back your dick either…” Everyone looked to the limbless girl in shock.
    “What do you mean you can’t give me my dick back?”
    “Well, it’s because I have a better proportion. I’m willing to trade Veronica my Head for her pussy head.”

    The group stared flabbergasted at the girl. “How is that a better trade?”
    “Well, seeing as how her current predicament is partially your fault, and she’s only barely able to talk, I would think you would want to help your girlfriend actually get her head back…” Echo offered.
    Spencer gave a look of embarrassment, as what Echo was saying was true. He had specifically asked for a book to help her speak and increase their sex life completely without his girlfriend’s permission. Defeated, he said, “Well… I’m fine with it I guess, as long as it’s what Veronica wants…”
    “Please!” Veronica sputtered, tired of being constantly aroused. The sword quickly did the work, removing Echo’s remaining limb and replacing it with the enchanted vagina. The sword then dropped to the floor no longer glowing

    “Great! Now that that’s settled, I need to return this sword, which I’m happy to say, is our penultimate tour stop!” Raising her flag, Scarlett lead the rearranged group out of the room.

    Where do they go to return the sword?
    1.) The Armory
    2.) Backstage
    3.) Treasure Room