“I’ll give you $25 dollars for the kiddie pool.”
“I won’t go lower than $50”
“$20”
“How about $30 and I’ll throw in a free t-shirt?”
“Deal.”
~.~.~.~
Eric had driven by the house many times before, but it was the sign exclaiming in bold letters “Ex-Girlfriend Yard Sale” that caused him to stop and introduce himself to the neighbors down the street.
The collection of objects consisted of many of the typical things found at yard sales, such as clothes, appliances, and books. However, upon closer examination, there were also abnormalities of the occult variety. Cylindrical pieces of wood labeled as wands, black clothing with pentagrams, and books filled with unpronounceable latin words were sprinkled in among the pink and girly collection.
The man running the yard sale couldn’t have been much older than Eric, 25 years old at most, yet he seemed much more knowledgeable than the average person his age. Listening in, Eric was able to hear the end of his long-winded explanation on why he was selling his girlfriends stuff, “- and then the bitch tried to hide the fact that she was dating my best friend by saying they were just studying. When I found the video online of them kissing, I kicked her out of the house and thought to myself, ‘Hey! I bet I could sell this stuff for some easy money’, and thus this garage sale was born.”
“Great, but I was just curious if I could use your bathroom.”
“Oh, sure. go through that door and it’s the third door on the right.”
The summer heat was causing Eric to sweat raindrops as he inspected the yard full of miscellaneous objects. It was probably the heat that made the decision to buy the inflatable kiddie pool seem like a brilliant decision.
~.~.~.~
“Hayley! I’m Home!”
“Eric! Please tell me you finally called the guys about fixing the air conditioner!”
“I did! But they can’t get here ’til Friday! But I got something just as good! Come down to backyard!”
Hayley, curious about her boyfriend’s latest surprise, headed to the backyard, where she found a neon pink kiddie pool. It was filled nearly to the brim with water from a nearby hose, as Eric stood over it, proudly smiling at his handiwork.
“I have to head back to work, but I didn’t want you melting your butt off in the house, so I thought you could use this to cool off.”
Hayley walked around the pool and kissed Eric on the cheek. “You’re the best. You know that, right?”
~.~.~.~
After a quick change in apparel Hayley was ready to use her new pool. Dressed in a two-piece, pink swim suit. Dipping her toe into the pool, she discovered the water was pleasantly cool. lowering herself into the shallow kiddie pool, Hayley breathed a sigh of relief. The heat had really been driving her crazy, but some alone time in a cool pool was exactly what she needed. The water felt amazing over her body, loosening her are muscles, so much so that Hayley fell asleep.
~.~.~.~
Eric returned home several hours later. It was only around 6:00, and with the summer sun still out, he thought it would be an excellent idea to grill some burgers and cool down with Hayley in their swimming pool. Dumping his stuff in the living room, he walked into the back yard, only to notice something odd about the swimming pool.
Eric was unsure of what Hayley had done exactly, but the water in the pool was downright filthy. The water was a murky peach color, and floating upon the surface were several objects. Upon closer examination, Eric recognized the bright pink design of his girlfriend’s swimsuit. He reached in, pulling out the bikini and, shaking the water out, threw the garments into the house.
Returning to the pool, Eric reached in to pick up one of the other floating objects to examine what is what, pulling it up, he found… an ear?
“Ew.” Eric expressed in disgust, dropping the ear back into the pool. Suddenly, a soft moan escaped from the pool. several objects in the pool began to swirl, which Eric recognized as a nose, mouth, pair of eyes, and pair of ears… Hayley’s facial features…
The eyes opened, “Oh, hey Eric. What’s up?”
Eric ran back into his house, screaming his head off.
~.~.~.~
Eric returned to the pool, getting over his fear to ask, “Are you okay, Hayley?”
Hayley’s features shifted into a confused grimace, “What do you mean?”
“Well … you’re kind of … like … a puddle of goo?”
Hayley’s eyes shifted, looking downwards, “Oh … you’re right.”
“… And you’re not freaked out at all?”
“Well, I would, but this feels so amazing. You should really try it.”
Eric, shocked by this response, stuttered the first thing to come to his mind, “Y-you need anything?”
“Nah, I’m fine.”
Pausing awkwardly, Eric said, “I’m… going to go. I’ll be back soon.”
“OK, I’m going to go back to sleep.” As her eyes closed, Hayley’s facial features began to float around in various directions.
~.~.~.~
Eric banged desperately upon the door of his neighbor’s house.
As the neighbor opened the door, Eric began yelling, “Hey! There’s something wrong with that kiddie pool you sold me. It turned my girlfriend into a melted popsicle!”
“Oh, yah. My ex used that to unwind. She did something weird that would melt her so that she could unwind.” Eric looked incredulously at him. “Yah, didn’t I tell you? My girlfriend was a witch, literally.”
“No! It would have been nice to know before I bought it!”
“Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure she left me an instruction manual somewhere, just give me a moment.” The neighbor proceeded to slam the door in Eric’s face.
Eric began banging on the door again, considering his options as it seemed that the neighbor was planning to just ignore him, but he returned moments later, delivering a piece of paper with some fancy handwriting on it in red pen. “Here, if you need anything else, you know where to find me.”
As he began to close Eric spoke up, “Wait!”
“What?”
“Sorry, I didn’t manage to catch your name.”
Offering a sly smile, the neighbor responded with “Alan” as he slammed the door once again.
~.~.~.~
“This feels wonderful!” Hayley shouted as her watery self splashed around as Eric dragged the kiddie pool indoors.
“Great! Now could you try to stop sloshing around?” Eric grunted.
Eric set up a heat lamp near the pool and began his explanation to his girlfriend, “According to Alan, the way this pool works is that it changes the amount of water in your body, so we just have to evaporate enough water off of you and you should return back to normal. I’d say you’ll be fine in the morning.”
As Eric began to leave the garage in which he had stored the pool, Hayley shouted out, “Wait! Eric, I kind of have a big favor to ask for…” Eric, curious turned around. “You know how some of my parts didn’t melt?… Well, that important one didn’t melt either…”
Eric examined the pool closer, realizing that the other remaining floating object was… her pussy.
Fishing it out, Eric returned to the bedroom, enjoying one of the greatest orgasms of his life.
~.~.~.~
The next morning, Eric woke up to a feeling of euphoria. He had had an amazing night the night prior, and was eager to see if his girlfriend was ok. He grabbed her pussy from the bedside table (which Alan had assured would be easy to reattach), and headed downstairs from his bedroom.
Entering the garage, he saw his girlfriend’s body lying face down in a plank position in the bottom of the pool. “Hey honey, you up?”
“Yah,” returned her muffled reply.
“You going to get up?”
“I can’t.”
“What do you mean you can’t?”
“I can’t move.”
Walking over, Eric reached down, touching her. Her skin felt dry and hard. “Here I’ll help you up.” Grabbing her arm, Eric pulled up… pulling her arm along with him … but not the rest of her body. “Oh shit…”
“Did you just pull my arm off?”
“Yah… Let’s get you onto the couch.”
Reaching underneath and working carefully, Eric manages to get her onto the couch, but not without splitting her into several pieces.
~.~.~.~
“And then, she told Jessica that she was actually dating brad and … grape me please” Eric popped another grape into her mouth. Hayley had been interested in retaining her broken form, as Eric had called for the day off, and so he was taking care of her all day until they figured out a solution for her current form.
“That’s crazy!” reaching onto the table, Eric grabbed her arm and used it to scratch an itch on his back that he could not reach.
“So, I think I have an idea to fix myself.”
“Really? What?”
“Put me back in the pool, but only add a little water at a time… at least until I’m back to normal and can move again.”
“Sure, It’ll work better than the glue anyway.”
~.~.~.~
Moving the various body parts back into the pool, Eric brought in several buckets of water.
Pouring a single bucket in achieved nothing, but it was a pleasant discovery that the water was immediately absorbed into her body. “Add another one!”
It took nearly 4 buckets, but finally Hayley was able to mover her body parts, allowing them to reattach them (And her private region) and give her back full bodily control.
“Finally, let’s get you out and return this stupid -“
“Pour some more in.”
“What?”
“Pour some more in, I want to see what will happen if we only add a little water in.”
“Really?”
“Please… “ Hayley flashed her puppy dog eyes, “For me?”
“*Sigh* I don’t know why I put up with you.”
“Because you love me.” She smiled
Pouring in another bucket elicited a moan from Hayley. “More,” she moaned. Eric added another bucket, “More!” Another bucket, “MORE!”
“Okay! I think you’ve had enough, I don’t want my girlfriend to be a puddle so soon after I got her back.”
Eric reached in and grabbed her by her wrist, only to squeeze tightly and completely separate her hand from her arm.
Hayley looked down at her hand, causing it to scuttle around on the bottom of the pool. Reaching down, she placed her hand back on her wrist, where it connected with a squishing sound. Feeling herself, she felt as if her entire body were malleable clay.
“Oh yah,” She said, getting up and out of the pool, her feet hitting the floor with a wet squish, “I think I’m going to have a ton of fun with this pool.”