Many years in the future:

    “Hey asshole! Get back with my head!” Bernice’s head yelled at the undead pirate who had began to make off with her head.

    “Sorry miss, but I have need of your head.” The pirate responded back, his voice deep and unsettling. His apparel indicated to her that he was a high ranking pirate: A Skeleton Pirate Captain.

    What was unexpected by the Pirate was the fact that Bernice had gotten quite adept at being able to move her body without the vision of her head to guide her, and managed to have her body trail the culprit as he plundered her head.

    Back at the stranger’s pirate ship, he placed Bernice’s head upon a headless skeleton wearing a large, pink, frilly dress. However, it didn’t budge an inch.

    “Drat!” the captain responded, “I thought I had found the answer at last. Your head reminded me so much of hers…” He walked over to his desk, pulling out a framed picture, “Sorry love … better luck next time. You’re free to go miss”

    Bernice’s body came aboard with no hassle, grabbing her head and leaving. This reminded her so much of that fateful night many years ago…