“HEEELLLLLPPP!” Screamed Bernice’s head from up high in the branches of an oak tree. Looking around, it appears that a rather large bird had grabbed her head and brought it up to her nest to feed her children.

    While Bernice’s head was freaking out, the trio of girls had arrived under the tree, and were attempting to figure out the best method to get her head down. They considered climbing, but there were no low-hanging branches with which to climb upon.

    The chicks began pecking at Bernice’s head, causing minor annoyance rather than any physical damage. The lack of give leads to miniature cries of outrage, and for the mother bird to return. Realizing her choice in food was poor, the bird grabs Bernice’s head by the hair, and flips it out of the tree.

    Seeing all this from below, the girls begin to scramble. As Bernice’s head approaches ground level, Penny shouts out, “I’ve got her!”

    With a *Fwoomp* Bernice’s head slips past Penny’s hands and hits her hard in the chest, causing her to fall to the ground.

    Coming to inspect, Jessica and Bernice find Penny lying on the ground, Bernice’s head nestled between her breasts.