‘Ugghhh … my head. Wait! Where’s my head!’ Bernice was freaking out. The last thing she remembered was … crashing into the ground after trying to jump on her head. Now, she was in an unfamiliar room, one wall covered in a giant mirror. The hardwood floor beneath her was uncomfortable. Getting up, she realized she wasn’t alone.

    Penny and Jessica stood nearby. They had seen Bernice’s body get up, and were attempting to get her attention. Jessica had something hidden behind her back.

    Despite her best efforts, Bernice still could not hear what was being said, but acknowledged they seemed to have something important. Penny, realizing that Bernice could still see but couldn’t hear, pulled out her cellphone and wrote out, ‘We have a present for you.’

    Bernice gave her a thumbs-up, indicating that she understood the text. Penny continued typing on her phone. ‘For the most epic fail of all time, we present, “The Golden Faceplant”’.

    From behind her back, Jessica revealed a golden trophy, with Bernice’s head sitting within the bowl. The head seemed perfectly fine, despite having a 130 pound body slammed into it.

    This seeming invincibility of her head gave Bernice’s body another idea …