Ymh thnnh mph hhnh thhghh mphh thh mmphgh ng hh nnghcmmh? Tngh dnngh hh wmph hh bhhghg ngh yhhh mhhmph!
(Translation: You think it's hard talking over the music in a nightclub? Try doing it with a ballgag in your mouth!)

I was pretty slow writing this one. If you assumed I was stuck tied up in a closet for the last few months, I wouldn't blame you. Then again, that's a reasonable assumption at any time really.

Part 2!