Staying up on NYE, got a pun stuck in my head &amp; had to write it.&nbsp;<br /><br />This story was written from 9pm - midnight on New Year&#8217;s Eve, with details drawn Mad Libs-style from my <a class="external" href="https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?https://discord.gg/B737Gdv">discord server</a>. Thanks to everyone who chipped in!