Late Night Sexy Show: Halloween

The Late Night Sexy Show's usual logo instead of being on the customary purple background is on orange, but the saxophone and heavy breathing remain the same. The transition to the studio is not the usual fade, but a wave of green slime covers the logo and then drips away to reveal the usual studio interview area, but decorated with good quality Halloween decorations. The hosts, Martin Staithe and Angelica Thrust, are dressed as male and female vampires rather than their more usual smart, but conventional appearance.

"Welcome, back to The Late Night Sexy Show, for this Halloween. Later, our frequently nude reporter, Mary Plenty will be reporting from an 'adults only' haunted house and after that there will be a bit from our new products reporter, Jack, about where to find and the fun to be had with glow-in-the-dark condoms."

Angelica took over from Martin's introduction. "Before all that, we welcome back our favourite magician, Gabriel, who we are told has a magic trick for us and his guest magician's assistant, Marianna Gomez."

The shot widens to include the occupants for the interviewees' couch, which is occupied by Gabriel, dressed as a mad scientist (white-ish lab coat with red 'blood' stains, green chemical goo stains and the ends of the sleeves seemingly blackened by fire) and Mariana, in a serving wench costume which serves to accentuate the main reason she is on the show; she has enormous breasts.

Martin retakes the presentational baton. "So, Marianna, how are you feeling about being Gabriel's assistant this evening?"

Marianna gives Gabriel a nervous look and says, "Scared, really scared. I saw what he did before and no-one has get hurt, but I also know that magicians use Halloween as allowance to be more nasty. Also, he has not told me what he plans to do with me; I am surprising I am not running away."

"Ok," continues Angelica, "Gabriel, are you going to let us in on what you plan to do with Marianna?"

"Why don't you all find out together as we go over to demonstrations area?"

The shot transfers to the area of the studio where demonstrations of devices and techniques usual occur. This area, on this occasion has an orange and black curtain for a backdrop and is decorated with skeletons, spiders and webs. Waiting for the others is Annika; her costume is 'bride of Frankenstein'. The area has been furnished with a solid-looking work bench, on which various pieces of glassware bubble and seethe, and a piece apparatus that consists of four tubular legs supporting a metal rectangular plate about four feet from the floor.

Gabriel takes charge, mainly to avoid the inadvertent interference with his planned flow of the illusion by the presenters. "Marianna, if you'd go with Annika, she will get you in position, while Angelica and Martin help me prep the equipment."

Annika guides the anxious Marianna towards the stand, while Gabriel leads the hosts to the work bench and marshals them to stand either side of him behind the table. "Ok, Angelica, Martin, each pick a piece of glassware from the various retorts and tubes and flasks on the bench."

Cooperatively Angelica selects an empty flask that is being held by a clamp on a stand. This Gabriel removes from the display and hands to her. Martin chooses a flask contain a bubbling green liquid that seems to vary over time between yellow and blue and back again. It is a little obvious that Gabriel is trying to conceal that he would rather Martin had chosen another item of glassware. He removes the flask from its holder and turns to pour the contents into a bucket behind the bench, which the audience cannot see. There is a pop and a puff of smoke and a feline yowl.

Gabriel throws away the line, "I'll kill that cat."

The magician hands the emptied flask to Martin and leans under the bench, from where he retrieves a pair of clear plastic boxes and hammers. Placing a box in front of each presenter and handing them a hammer, he instructs them to place their chosen flasks into their boxes and use the hammers to smash them, adding the caveat that they should not make too many pieces, because they are going to have to pick them up.

Soon the glass is a heap of shards in the bottom of each box. Gabriel takes the hammers and returns them under the bench, returning with six square metal trays and two pairs of leather gloves.

"As you can see these metal squares have a thin layer of something like modelling clay on them. I want you to take out the glass that you smashed and embed it in any manner you choose, on the metal squares. Here are some gloves so that you don't cut yourselves."

The hosts accept the gloves and go about the task set them. Meanwhile, Gabriel goes to check how Annika and Marianna are getting on. Marianna seems a little calmer and is positioned behind the stand so that her tits rest on the top of the stand. Annika is buckling a strap round the base of Mariana's ribs to keep her in place.

"Looks like everything is under control here," comments Gabriel. "I'll go back and see how our hosts are doing. If you'd do the honours, Annika."

Once the buckle is secure, Annika stands behind Marianna, and reaching round lowers the peasant top that had been covering her breast, so that Marianna is now standing with the naked globes of her huge breasts supported by the stand she is strapped to. The camera briefly lingers.

The shot returns to the bench where most of the bigger shards have been positioned on the trays. Gabriel assesses the work and pronounces himself satisfied, before taking a last fragment from each box and placing it himself and tipping the remaining smaller bits onto the trays. He picks up a tray from Angelica's three and another from Martin's and takes them back to the stand where an increasingly nervous Marianna has had her wrists restrained by straps attached to the side of the stand, despite the sleeves of her blouse already restricting her arm movements.

Gabriel places the two trays back to back and signals to Annika, who gently parts Marianna's breasts allowing him to slide the splinter covered double sheet of metal between them up to her breast bone. Annika then pushes the breasts back so that the points were touching the delicate flesh.

Gabriel returns to the bench and takes another tray from each presenter's remaining pair and asks them to bring the last one. These trays he fits to the stand spiky-side-in each facing the previous trays and so that the tips of the embedded glass touched the sides of the even more nervous guest assistant's breasts.

"As you will see, Martin's glass-studded trays enclose Marianna's left breast and Angelica's her right. So, if you wouldn't mind completing the boxes! And please be carefully we don't want to damage so glorious a pair of hooters."

While the hosts position their final spiky trays so that they hide Marianna's large breast from view by making the front of the glass shard-lined boxes, Gabriel receives another two metal squares from Annika. These he places to make lids to hold the sides of the breast boxes in place, and he points out that there is a central round hole in each through which the upper surface if his victim's bosom can be seen.

"We are nearly ready for the magic, but first I need to insert these two small items through these holes." He indicates a couple of small holes on the fronts of the two glass-lined boxes and inserts two metal tubes into the expose clay-like substance, from each tube hangs two lengths of wire; one red, the other blue. "Secondly, Annika, please place the candles on the skin exposed by the holes in the lids." Annika puts a candle about two inches in diameter and an inch high on each circle of exposed flesh and lights them, causing Marianna to flinch. The magician has retrieved a final piece of equipment and is attaching the loose ends of the wires to it; both red wires on one terminal and the blues on the other.

"At this point I advise everyone to stand back, because the material the glass is stuck into is a plastic explosive, which is perfectly safe until detonated. And please could we have the lights lowered a bit so that the effect can be fully appreciated."

Annika guides the hosts to the other side of the bench, while the studio lights are dimmed and Gabriel winds a handle on the device in his hand. Marianna does not look comforted by the new information, but what little struggling she can do seems ineffective.

The magician holds up the apparatus and gives the handle on the top a sharp twist. There is a big bang followed by a clatter as the metal sides of the box hit the floor.

As the smoke clears the first shot is of Marianna's face, which instead stead of showing the expected pain, seems to display an expression of intense gratification. This shot immediately expands to show what has happened to her breasts.

The anticipated piles of shredded flesh are absent and the breasts are still there, but in the semblance of a pair of Jack-o-Lanterns, lit from inside by the candles that were previously on top. These lanterns are not the usual crude form with triangles for eyes and nose and a jagged grin, but each displays the likeness of one of the hosts of the show.

The hosts stand either side of Marianna and having been given instructions via their ear-pieces begin the introduction to Mary Plenty's report from the X-rated haunted house. Between them the large breasted assistant has not discovered what has happened.

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After the 'frequently nude' reporter's report, Marianna can be seen in the background, while the presenters exhort the viewers to come back after the break.

After the break she and her Jack-o-Lantern tits are behind Jack as her expounds on the joys of luminous condoms and where they may be obtained from; it seems that he occasionally catches a glimpse which puts him off his otherwise professional air.

Once Jack's spot is finished, Gabriel does a few sleight of hand tricks, finishing with sniffing a glow-in-the-dark condom up his nose and pulling it out of his mouth in the near dark.

This has allowed Marianna to be moved back to the demonstrations area. Angelica starts the interview. "Marianna, it looks amazing, what does it feel like?"

"Actually, it feels great; I may be volunteering for more of Gabriel's magic. I know if you are telling me before what he will be doing, I would not be here. But I am going to be speaking to him after; I am holding a party and would like him to come. That is if he can be getting my boobies back to usual."

Martin's turn with the alternating presentation. "That's all we have time for this evening, but be sure to join us next time, for more exciting and informative items about things sexual."

As the credits slide across the bottom of the screen at a faster than usual pace, suggestive a program that is in danger of over-running, the camera focuses on Marianna's breasts with the flickering light inside, them Gabriel covers them with a cloth and removes it to reveal the huge breasts back to normal, just before the final logo, burst of saxophone and heavy breathing.