A Lads' Night Out
by Vaughan
This story contains scenes of an adult nature. Read at
your own risk. Unless you enjoy that sort of thing.
About three times a year a group of the lads from the office
organize a lads' night out. We paid up a pre-arranged amount each
and the sum got given to someone to organize the festivities.
This time I was the chump with the bundle and the daunting
responsibility to provide the lads with a night out to remember.
The form the evening usually took was a hired hall, two or
three barrels of beer, a comic telling blue jokes and a couple of
strippers. I felt it was time for a change, but was at a loss
what else I could manage to arrange in the budget.
Various thoughts went through my mind but nothing practical
came of it. It was not the kind of thing you could discuss with
those not invited, but I decided that I would ring up a party
planning agency I had heard about, see if they provided any
inspiration. I told them it was a pre-wedding lads party but we
did not want the usual blue comedian and strippers. They suggested
a game-show package that was miles outside my budget. After I had
exhausted agent's official suggestions, she said that one of
their stable of magicians had expressed some interest in breaking
into the potentially lucrative lads' party market, maybe I could
call him and see what I could arrange privately. I expressed my
interest, having been a long-standing magic fan. She took my
credit card number and charged me $20 for his number.
I rang the number and got an answer-phone saying that if I
left a message for George Shaw he would get back to me. I left a
message that I was interested in him as a magician for a lads'
party, if he was interested to give me a ring.
George rang me that evening and asked what kind of show I had
in mind. I said that I was looking for something different from
strippers and a comic, but as exciting, and being a magic fan I
mentioned sawing in half.
He said, "Well, I can compete with the boring old
strippers easy, but a sawing in two I can't manage, because my
assistant is a prude and would not cope with that kind of
audience."
"That's a pity," I commiserated, "What about if
I brought along an assistant?"
"That's an idea," said George, "I could hypnotize her then tell
her what was necessary to do, then tell
her to forget it all afterwards. If she is already willing I will
be able make a real show if it. It would be even better to have
two."
"I think I can arrange that," I said in an uncertain
tone.
We agreed a date and time and venue. He insisted that the
nature of the show remain a mystery and the performer un-named. I
think he was worried that if the show bombed it might effect his
existing career in magic. He also insisted that he have somewhere
private to hypnotize the girls and that I bring them an hour
before start time.
I put down the phone and my sister, Sally, who is a flirt and
a minx, asked, "Who was that? Did I hear you say you would
provide a magician with an assistant? Can I?"
I asked if she was free on the night, which she said she was.
I asked if she could think of anyone who was as much fun as
herself and might like to try assisting a magician. She suggested
Jane, my girlfriend, which had been my first thought. I gave Jane
a call and she seemed as eager as Sally to help out. I had two
willing volunteers.
The day before the show I checked with George that it was
still on. He said it still was. I checked if the girls would have
to wear anything special, but George said that they should come
dressed to party.
I checked that both Jane and Sally were still up for the fun
George had in mind. They were. I told them not to wear anything
outrageous but be comfortable and nicely dressed. This last bit
I emphasized to Sally or she might have come in sports bra and
hot-pants, which while the lads would be all for, I would feel
uncomfortable about it.
The day of the party arrived. I was at the hall early to take
delivery of the drinks and food. About two hours before the show
George arrived with his van filled with equipment. I helped him
unload boxes, tables, cabinets and other stuff. I showed him the
store room I had set aside for his private room and the stage I
had rigged. He seemed satisfied. He asked where the girls were. I
checked my watch and said that I had better go and get them. He
seemed pleased I was going to provided two assistants. I left to
fetch Jane and Sally.
Jane and Sally were waiting for me; they said they had been
waiting hours, but I knew they had just got there.
Sally wore a blue light cotton dress with short sleeves, no
stockings and shoes with three inch heels. Jane wore a white
blouse, cream skirt, black stockings and black pumps. They got
into my car and I drove back to the hall.
When we arrived none of the stuff George and me had unloaded
was on view. I assumed it was hidden behind the black back cloth
George had erected on the stage. I introduced Sally and Jane to
George, telling him to take good care of them. While I went to
double check the food and drink and make sure early arrivers did
not make a nuisance of themselves, George took Sally and Jane
back to the store room to hypnotize them and tell them the
secrets they needed to know for the show.
As the advertised time for the event came round I went back to
the store room and knocked on the door. George answered and told
me in a whisper to be quiet and that he would be ready in half an
hour to allow everyone to settle in with food and drink and any
late-comers to come late. I peeked round the door, and saw Sally
and Jane sitting limply in folding chairs; they looked completely
out of it.
I went back to the main hall and welcomed everyone and told
them that the show would start in about half an hour, so to get
the food and drink and a good view of the stage. A lot of the
lads were curious about what I had planned, because I had been
fairly mysterious about my plans. I kept telling them that it
would be a show they would not forget. After the half hour I went
back to the store room and knocked again. George came out and
said he was ready and asked me to introduce him as the mystery
guest. I asked where the girls were. He said that they would turn
up.
I mounted the stage and did a finger whistle to get everyone's
attention.
"I promised you a show you wouldn't forget," I
announced. I mentally added, "and I hope George
delivers." I continued, "So without further ado I shall
introduce our mysterious guest. I give you the mystery
guest."
There was a flash and a puff of smoke. When enough smoke had
cleared that I could see, there was George. I left the stage.
George began his patter, "Good evening, gentlemen. I
shall not be telling you my name, because this is the first time
I have performed this show. If it works I shall do it again. If
it doesn't work I don't want you bad-mouthing me. So for my first
trick ..."
His first trick was that thing with the three bits of rope,
that start off different lengths, become equal, then go back to
being different lengths. This was used to illustrate a very bawdy
story. While to my appreciative eyes it was well done, some
restlessness was evident in the rest of the audience.
"Right, folks, I can tell you want something sexier than
me standing here fiddling with bits of rope. So I thought I might
be able to get a volunteer from the audience." He looked out
into the audience with mock challenge on his face. Two of the
lads stood up. He rejected Michael, who is 6'3", for being
too short. He said that Graham's ears were too big.
"I thought I might have trouble finding someone to
assistant so I brought one just in case." He picked a small
rag-doll from his inside jacket pocket. It was dressed like Jane
and it had her blond hair color. "This is one of my
emergency assistants. She is called Jane. Of course, I only keep
her this size so she is easy to carry. We want her the proper
size." He propped the doll up on his little table and went
through the backdrop and returned with another lower table on
which were stacked some sheets of wood, these he placed in a neat
pile beside the table. The rag-doll was transferred to the lower
table which now stood at the front of the stage. He used the wood
sheets to build a dolls-house on the table, putting the front on
last. "OK, fellas. I want you to call to Jane so she will
come out. After three. THREE!"
Despite some skepticism, a lot of us called "Jane".
After a short while George opened the front of the dolls-house
and showed that rag-doll had grown. He congratulate us on our
success, but exhorted us to try harder. Encouraged we tried
harder. After about 30 seconds of calling the roof fell off the
house and a sleepy arm extended from the top of the house. This
was soon followed by Jane standing in the house. George
dismantled the house walls and helped Jane step down from the
table. The cheers from the audience were uproarious, the few who
knew and recognized Jane as my girlfriend cheered the louder.
Jane stacked the walls of the house back on the table.
George called Jane over to him and told the audience that the
advantage of emergency assistants was that they were pre-hypnotized
and totally obedient. He asked Jane to take the
table away and bring back the black box. While Jane was out of
sight, George almost absently manipulated billiard balls, and
feigning distraction somehow "accidentally" produced a
lemon.
Jane came back with a black box which she placed it where she
was told to. On top of the box was a length of gray cloth wrapped
round onto a stick. George picked up the stick and unwound the
fabric, which proved to be attached to the stick. When held at
waist height the cloth only just touched the floor. He told Jane
to stand next to him and swung the stick at Jane's waist just
hard enough that the bottom edge of the fabric swirled round
Jane's ankles so her legs were totally covered. He then swung the
stick away to reveal Jane's legs uncovered by skirt or stockings.
The lads whistled and cheered. but Jane did not seem to notice
that the only things covering her modesty were here white panties
and the hem of her blouse.
George told Jane to go and fetch the red box. While Jane was
on her errand, George managed to stuff the lemon up his nose and
extract from his ear. Jane returned with a red box and was told
to put it on the other side of the stage from the black box. We
all got a wonderful view of Jane's buttocks. When she stood
again, George had the stick in hand and lightly tapped Jane's
throat. When Jane's torso became visible from behind the cloth,
her blouse had vanished and she was wearing a rather un-sexy
sports bra. The audience again cheered and whistled. Jane was
sent for a blue box, while she was gone George shied lemons at
the audience which vanished with flashes over our heads. Jane was
told to place the blue on the black box, which she did at a
slight angle. She then opened the front of each box. It was
evident that they were empty. George picked up the stick again,
and the audience cheered. He looked shocked and then an
expression of realization flooded across his face. He waved the
cloth at Jane's torso again and the bra had vanished. Jane stood
before an audience of baying lads wearing only her panties and
she seemed completely un-self-conscious.
George told her to bring on the next illusion and handed her
the stick. While Jane was behind the curtain, He stacked the red
box on top of the blue box on top of the black box. Jane returned
with a person sized cabinet which she rolled smoothly on the
front portion of the stage.
George called Jane over to the stack of open boxes. With his
help she straightened the stack. George said, "Two is always
more fun than one." He closed the door on the red box.
"So I always carry a spare assistant." He closed the
door to the blue box. "Her name is Sally." He closed
the door on the bottom black box and a moment later, Sally burst
the doors open and stepped from the stack of boxes.
The crowd roared, George smiled, Jane looked amazed and Sally
looked at my nearly naked girlfriend and laughed. When the
applause had quieted a bit, George asked Sally to come over to
the other cabinet and Jane to move the boxes to near the back
door.
George opened the cabinet doors, the inside was painted black
and contained ankle restraints. He helped Sally get in so her
head fitted nicely in to the head section that was narrower than
the rest of the cabinet. He stooped and shackle her ankles. The
doors were shut on Sally, then George pulled a large metal blade
from the side of the cabinet and forced it through the cabinet at
neck level. There was a hush in the hall, but no sound was heard
from the cabinet. He pushed another blade through the cabinet and
Sally at about mid thigh. Still no sound but Jane climbing back
onto the stage. George opened the door on the head section and
Sally smiled out. He asked her who she was feeling. She replied
in her normal voice that she felt great. George opened the doors
below the bottom blade. We saw Sally's legs which stopped at the
blade. He then opened the front where her middle section should
be. All we saw was an empty black section. George instructed Jane
to stand behind the cabinet and began removing the walls from the
cabinet. When all the walls were gone we could see Jane through
the gap in Sally. Sally's legs were touched and they reacted in a
way I would assume was normal. Jane handed George a large cloth
through the cabinet. With a flourish George draped the cloth over
the middle of the cabinet. After a second he whipped it away
there was a flutter as a thin blue dress, which started as if it
had a body in it, collapsed onto the lower blade. Jane picked it
up and slipped it on. George draped the midsection of the cabinet
again pulled both blades from their positions. Sally stepped
forward and became draped in the cloth that had been over the
cabinet. That cloth being made of some slippery material slipped
from Sally's body exposing it all except the small part hidden by
her blue briefs. She stood and displayed her excellent body to
prove it was still all there.
Jane was sent to get the equipment for the next illusions,
George asked for a volunteer. He selected Michael. He was asked
to go up on stage and inspect Sally's body to make sure it
contained no extra assistants, trapdoors or secret passages.
Michael did a thorough job of his examination. He seemed to enjoy
it to. He paid particular attention to Sally's pert breasts and
took the opportunity to she was not concealing anything
unusual in her panties. George told Michael if his was suspicious
to remove Sally panties. Which he did with much audience
encouragement. Sally stood there unconcerned, as if she were
waiting for a lift. By the time Michael had full searched Sally
for hidden catches, etc, Jane had finished setting out the props
and returned to the front of the stage. George invited me up on
stage to make a similarly exacting search of Jane, I appreciated
the consideration of allowing me to examine my girlfriend,
instead getting someone else to. He insisted I disrobe her
completely; which I did with pleasure.
Her moved a seat like thing to the front of stage and got
Sally to sit in it with her legs spread apart. George stretched a
piece of stretchy stuff over Sally's groin and gave Michael a set
of long sharp pins. These he instructed Michael to drive through
the fabric over Sally's groin until they stopped. When Michael
did this hesitantly. Sally made no objection even though the
spikes seemed to be piercing her and stopping when they hit the
inside wall of the box she sat in. Meanwhile George fitted two
sets stocks to the box, one round her neck and a second around
her breasts. When Michael had run out of pins George rip the
stretchy stuff from the pins to expose Sally's much pierced, but
unbloodied, lower torso. Sally did not even look uncomfortable.
George asked what people favorite drink was. The bedlam of
shouting was quite deafening. George cut them off and told them
that while he had missed what each individual had said, Sally had
remembered everyone's favorite drink and would dispense a
measure of it to each of them from her breast. He asked Michael
what he had said, to which Michael replied "rye".
Michael followed instructions and bend to suck my sister's bosom.
Having sucked, Michael expressed amazement he took his empty
glass and milked a shot of rye whiskey from her breast. Sally
called out that her bar was open for business and people could
play with her piercings.
It was bizarre to watch the lads suck Sally's tits and then
milking them of a rum or a lime milk shake. Some were pulling out
and re-inserting the pins in Sally's pussy.
While everyone was being served at Sally's breasts. George and
I positioned Jane kneeling in another frame with her knees apart,
her breasts in stocks and her head in an open box.
When most of the lads were sat back down, George told me to
kneel behind Jane and hold her breasts from below the stocks. I
did. George produced a blade which was promptly slid through
Jane's breast stock. Jane's breasts flopped into my hands. I
asked George what I should do with them. He told me to put them
up my shirt, which to my surprise I did. I felt them stick. He
removed Jane and Sally's breast stocks to reveal Sally as normal
and Jane with a no breasts just a boys type of chest.
George adjusted Sally's seat so her head was level with
Jane's, and placed a board between their two frames and another
open box over Sally's head. He then slipped a blade through the
bases of each box. George whistled and the girls reached up and
pushed their own heads off their necks and onto the board
between their frames, until they could not reach any further.
George continued to move the heads on the board and got them past
each other and within reach of the body in the other frame. He
guided the hands to the open boxes, and each girl drew the frame
back to her neck but it contained the other girl's head. George
removed the blades, boxes and stock from each girl and asked them
to stand.
I was confused, even though I had seen it happen. Sally's
red-haired head was on the neck of Jane's body which lacked her
usual breasts. Jane's Blond head was attached to Sally's body
which still had a dozen long pins sticking through her groin. I
sneaked a peek down my shirt to check that Jane's breasts were
still there. George noticed and told me to take off my shirt so
all the lads could see. I was shocked, but I did. The audience
whooped as a I revealed Jane's breasts on my torso. I fondled
them but I could not feel the join. My confusion seemed complete.
I did not know which of the two girls I was on stage with was my
girlfriend and which my sister. I was a bit worried as what bits
of me were really me, too.
While he sent the body with Sally's head (and most of Jane's
body) to move the equipment and bring on the next lot of props.
While that was being done George had me remove the spikes from
Sally's groin. Each of these pins he used to burst a balloon he
produced from nowhere, to prove they were solid.
Soon the next illusion was ready. It seemed to consist the
three transparent upright cabinets each of four sections. George
told me to inspect the middle one by getting into it. I got into
it and three pairs of hands shut and locked the doors to the
sections. Then the body with Jane's head stepped in to the
cabinet on my left while the body with Sally's head went behind
the curtain and immediately returned with a trolley stacked high
with blades, She got into the cabinet on my right. When George
had shut and locked all the doors, he rolled cabinets forward so
that everyone got a good view of what occurred.
George was thorough and methodical about inserting the blades.
Each pair of blades was thrusted through the divisions between
the sections until all three of the cabinets had been obviously
divided into four sections. He unstacked the sections, first the
cabinet on my right, then the cabinet on my left and finally the
cabinet containing me. It is an odd feeling not being entirely
sure about the whereabouts of your own body.
George explained to my so-called mates that he had a problem,
that was he was not quite sure who's bits were who's. His
expression and manner made it quite obvious to them that he
intended to assemble us all wrong and they could help by calling
out misleading instructions. First setup a small book shelf type
affair. and placed all our parts seemingly randomly on the four
shelves. My head ended up on the bottom shelf with Sally's chest
and Jane's hips. George looked puzzled but gave me a wicked slow
wink. He invited suggestions from the floor. After the first
stage of shuffling. each of us had our feet, hips, chests and
heads on the correct respective shelves. George started to slide
the sections from side to side until the lads called out which
bit should be where. I was the first to have the blades removed
and be released from the cabinet. I stepped from the cabinet to
find I was totally naked, because my head was the only bit of me
that was mine, I had Sally's breasts and feet and Jane's hips. I
felt most eerie being a man in the bodies of two woman. The next
release was Sally's head with Jane's breast-less chest, my hips
(still in shorts) and Jane's feet. Then George released Jane's head
on my chest with her breasts, Sally's pussy and my feet.
George handed us all short skirts and told us to go and serve
the audience with beers and food until they left. So we all went
into the audience of randy lads. I lost count of the number of
times the breasts I had were felt and the number of hands up my
skirt.
At 11p.m. George announced that since I was not feeling
myself. It was time for everyone to go. They went in a small
space of time. Usually they are hanging on demanding another
performance from the stripper, or have left long ago in disgust
at the poor show.
When they had all gone George told us to go back to the stage
where he would restore us and do me a favor as well. I must have
looked a bit dubious, and no wonder after what he had done.
George assured me that it would be worth it. Intellectually I knew
that I had to trust him but in my stomach (or was it Sally's or
Jane's) I felt wary.
George brought out a wide cabinet. Jane and Sally both stepped
in without hesitation, leaving a gap between them for me. I
entered the cabinet and Jane and Sally pulled closed stocks
around all our necks. George shut the door and then dismantled
the cabinet. He then made mystical passes in the spaces our
bodies would have been but evidently were not. He then separated
the stocks holding Sally's head from the ones hold mine and
Jane's. He then reconstructed the cabinet in two parts. Once
finished he released Sally with all her parts in place. He told
her to get dressed. He then turned to us and told us to take
advantage of the unique possibilities he had given us, while he
gave Sally a lift home. He told us that he would be about half an
hour and left with Sally. Jane and I extracted ourselves from the
cabinet. I was perturbed to find I had Jane's body below my neck
and she had mine. The I remembered what George had said.
I found a large padded bag and a couple of pillows, which I
took to the store room. I instructed Jane to get into the bag and
joined my girlfriend in the bag with her body. She was ready and we
made passionate love together. The feelings of her using my male
body to make love with me in her female body are completely
beyond description, because I have no proper reference. We
definitely both enjoyed it and when George came back, we were
lying back and enjoying our post-coital sensations.
"You're obviously ready to return to your own
bodies," He said. I agreed. "Ok, cuddle up tight."
We followed instructions and snuggled up real close. He grabbed
the neck of the bag, pulled it tight and twisted the bag round
us. When the foggy feeling in my head cleared, I checked the
sensation in the body attached to it. I was back to normal. Jane
loosened the neck of the bag and crawled out in all her naked
glory. George told her to go and find her and my clothes. She
left.
George told me that in unhypnotising the girls he would plant
a post-hypnotic suggestion that they would not remember the
details of the show, but think that they had enjoyed themselves.
He also told me that he had planted a key word in Jane and Sally
to invoke complete obedience, but had planted in me a repugnance
of abusing it. He told me the key words for the girls.
Jane came back with my shirt and her panties. George looked
pensive then brightened up. He explained that vanished clothing
vanished for good. I expressed concern that I would catch it from
Jane's father if I brought her back in her scanties. George
apologized and offered to make it up by giving us choice from his
traveling wardrobe, which he brought in case the girls had be
inappropriately dressed. He opened a short cabinet that I
remembered being about the heaviest and extended a rail of
beautiful dress. I selected the one I thought Jane would look
best in and George gave her another. George said he had given
Sally a dress to remember the night by.
Jane was restored to her unhypnotised self and we helped
George load his van. I took Jane home, after we had cleared up
the hall.
I had to endure a lot of banter at the office, but I felt it
was worth it as I was a lot closer to my girl. In fact Jane and I
are getting married in a couple of months time.
Sally has quieted down a bit, because she has become
George's permanent assistant. He has broken into the lads party
market in a big way, but still calls himself "The Mystery
Guest". Sally is part of his act and when he needs another
just hires a model from a model agency.
So everything is fine.
The End