Melon dress... breast belt... boob hoop... knocker knickers... whatever you wanna call them, they're for when you want to cover your private parts with more private parts. And for when you don't give a shit about how uncomfortable it will be to sit down. Actually, wait, would it even be that bad to sit down like this? Sure, it would be awkward, but would it hurt? I know some girls like to have their boobs squeezed, but under the weight of half of their own body?... <br /><br />If you're reading this and you have experience with boobs, please tell me what you think; sitting like this: good, bad, or neutral?