"Can someone mold me a new hand, please?"
If your body is made of slime, you do not want to put your hand on a hot stove. Unless, of course, you wanna have some fried slime. From what I've heard, it actually tastes quite good. Kinda like fried eggs, except it's sweet. As long as you feed it to someone who's not a slime, it's technically not cannibalism, you know?