Sarah had just invited Julia over for a sleepover, and so Julia took it as the perfect opportunity for her to do what she does best: being herself. Before Sarah woke up, Julia got up, found herself a kitchen knife and a roll of tape and started working on her little “surprise”. Now, a few hours later, it seems to have been a pretty effective way of making sure that Sarah became fully awake. Weather it was an efficient way is another question.

If you want to try homemade conjoinment yourself, Julia recommends that you make sure that your victim isn’t wearing any clothes on the part you want to cut. That way, you won’t have to worry about cutting under or around it, nor will you have to worry about how to get into the clothes yourself without waking up your patient. And also, please make sure that both you and your guinea pig are equipped with some kind of natural body magic. Otherwise, things get messy.

I could have probably posted this earlier this week, but homework kept keeping me occupied. Silly homework…