"Hi, there! Welcome to Object Perfect! Is this your first time here? Let me show you around! Our...methods of stocking our shelves allow us to keep our prices low, but can require some extra information and care.

"Anyway, perhaps you're looking for something to decorate your home? Our art department is famous across the world. It is said that all art has a piece of the artists' soul, but ours all have the whole thing!

"This statue here was a woman named Sophia. Beautiful, isn't she? She said she wanted this so she'd never age and be admired by all who see her, and her wish has assuredly been granted. Make sure to display her somewhere she can be appreciated!

"Not what you're looking for? I guess this piece is a little too large for a normal home. How about this painting then? This one is a bit special. Julia got turned into a series of paints so her artist wife could paint a perfect portrait of her.

"Of course, as per our policies, we did claim the painting after its completion. Oh, there's no need for that scared look! Julia was made well aware of this policy. So long as her wife could make her masterpiece. You know how artists and their muses are.

"Still not interested? How about this ballerina figurine? Amy was tired of all the practice that dancing required, but didn't want to give that part of her life up. We made it so she didn't have to! She turned out beautifully, and will tie any room together.

"No? Ah, I get it. You're not much of a fine arts woman. Apologies, I should've guessed by that Princess Peach t-shirt. I'm guessing you want to decorate your place with something a bit nerdier. Don't worry, we have a large number of items I'm sure will interest you.

"This figure here is Pyra. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to imply you wouldn't know who this character is. What I meant was that the woman who became this figure felt such a strong connection to the character that she wanted to become her, and we were happy to fulfill her wish.

"As per her request, we deleted any records of anyone she may have been before. She is simply Pyra now, and I'm sure it would make her overjoyed to decorate your shelf!

"Still no? Okay, here's something good, but you might not want to put this on display in polite company. This couple wanted to have their relationship - and their love life - preserved forever. And I'd say they turned out beautifully...if a little explicitly."

"Those women couldn't even keep their hands off each other in the transformation booth, and let's just say you can absolutely tell. Don't worry if you happen to touch yourself while looking at them, they said that hoped that would happen!

"Oh, what was that? You're not looking for any decorations? My apologies. Don't be afraid to speak up and interrupt me. I can tell you're nervous, but I assure you, all the products we've viewed wanted this. No one is judging you.

"Perhaps something a bit more practical then? Let's head over to our household supplies section. Maybe I could interest you in this bottle of soap? I promise you, whatever you're using now won't feel or make your skin look as good as this.

"You're wondering who would want to turn into something disposable? Well, it's not unheard of, but it's admittedly rarer than the other way we get disposable products. This soap used to be a woman named Alana.

"Rather than break up with her girlfriend, she decided it would be less awkward to forge her signature and have her turned into a doll. Well, we have a zero tolerance policy for that sort of behavior and... well, you can guess the rest.

"What happened to her girlfriend? Unfortunately, our transformations are irreversible, but we take these victims off the shelves, and our employees take extra careful care of them in the in the back. It's unfortunate when it happens, but it's unavoidable.

"I'm sorry, I've made you uncomfortable, haven't I? Why don't we instead look at one of the most eager transformees I've ever seen. I know an electric toothbrush seems like an odd choice, but Laura said it would be like getting to kiss girls as her whole purpose.

"She'll never wear out, and she had a special feature built in. If you unscrew the bottom, you can use her for-



Oh, apologies, that was presumptuous. I assure you, you wouldn't have to use her like that. Our objects were made aware that their usage would be up to their owners."

"Perhaps cosmetics then. We have a lovely shade of red lipstick that'd look amazing on you that used to be a woman named Mary. There's some great foundation that used to work here. We also have some eyeliner who-

"You're not interested in this either? Thank you for cutting me off this time. I do tend to ramble about our products. You still look pretty nervous though. Can I get you a glass of water? No, it didn't used to be a person. You're okay? Good, let me know if you need a break.

"I've got it! You wanted to go clothes shopping, didn't you? Of course, clothing that used to be people is the most comfortable, best quality stuff out there. Plus, it can feel amazing for the transformees. It's no wonder it's our most popular department!

"This bathing suit used to be a woman named Kate. She was the top swimmer in her college, but she couldn't find time after graduation to keep up with the hobby. After 10 years of office work, she decided this would be the best way to get back into it, no backing out!

"It's actually quite a remarkable garment. One of our employees took her for a quick swim - don't worry, we washed her after - and her lap times improved 10 seconds. She's just normal fabric, but somehow wearing her makes you a better swimmer. It's like magic.

"Not a swimmer? How about this sports bra? Jen never wanted to leave the gym, and in this form, she'll never have to. Just keep in mind she'll be a lot happier if you leave her in your locker rather than take her home.

"Plus, she comes with these shorts, free! They used to be her girlfriend, Cindy. Admittedly, Cindy didn't seem too enthusiastic about the idea, but she didn't want to be separated from Jen, and, well, she made her choice.

"No? Perhaps something a bit less functional. This dress actually used to be a fashion designer - quite famous, but she requested to stay anonymous so she wouldn't outshine her design. Wearing this, you'll be the center of any party!

"Not formal wear either? I have to admit, I usually have better intuition than this. Hmm, maybe something more practical. This pair of jeans used to be an engineer named Kayla. Nice and simple, she just wanted to be something that would get worn frequently.

"Not casual either? Maybe intimate then? Mia wanted to be lingerie that would help someone turn on anyone that saw them. While that was a little unrealistic, I would say she'd still look amazing on you.

"You're not looking for clothes at all? This has to be the longest it's ever taken me to figure out what a customer has wanted. Well, I could show you to toys, video games, furniture, books, food, or maybe-

"Oh, I get it. You're not a customer at all, are you? That's why you look so nervous. There's no need to be embarrassed. If anything, it's my fault. I should've realized right away that you were a product.



"Now then, what would you like to be sold as?"