I was home one day when I got a call from my friend, Jessica. I hadn't hardly gone out much since I broke my back. Jessica decided that needed to change. She told me about this party she had been invited to, and was told that she could bring one other person. She told me to be ready to go this Friday. The day came, and I was wearing a black low cut tank top, short denim shorts, and the super unsexy back brace that I still had to wear. Jessica showed up wearing a white crop top and short denim shorts.

    "You ready to go, Carlie?" Jessica asked.

     "I don't know about this, Jess." I replied.

     "Come on, you haven't been out much since you slipped and fell down that flight of stairs. You need to have some fun." She replied.

     "I just haven't felt like going out. Besides, I look like crap in this back brace." I replied.

     "That's not true. You look beautiful, and I promise, there won't be any stairs there." She replied.

    "That's good because I don't want to go for another ride in an ambulance." I replied.

     We had been at the party for a little while when the host and his wife introduced a magician as the entertainment for the evening. My back was hurting by this point. Jessica looked at me and I could tell that she knew I was in pain.

     "I'll be right back." Jessica said.

    She walked away for a moment and came back with a chair for me to sit on.

   "Thank you, Jess." I said.

   "What are friends for?" She replied.

    The magician did many of typical close up magic tricks. When it came time for the final trick, a guillotine was brought out. There was a long wooden table behnd the guillotine for the victim to lie on while being beheaded. Several pedestals were set up on one side of the room, while several chairs were set up on the other side.

     "I will need some volunteers from the audience." The magician said.

    A lovely blonde in her 30s named Amanda was chosen first. She was strapped onto the table, her head locked in the stock, and her shoes removed. A basket was placed under her head, and the rope that kept the blade from falling was placed between her teeth.

    "We're going to have a little contest. I'm going to have someone come up and tickle each girl's feet, and whichever one loses her head the quickest, she and the tickler will win a thousand dollars." The magician said.

    A man was invited to tickle Amanda's feet. She lasted two minutes before she let go of the rope, and the blade severed her head. Her head was placed on one of the pedestals, and her body on a chair.

    The magician called for another volunteer. This time a lovely hispanic girl name Maria came up. She lasted about a minute and a half before her head came off.

   When the magician called for another volunteer, this time Jessica was chosen. About 45 seconds later, my beautiful redheaded friend was decapitated.

    The magician called on me next. Since my back brace made it obvious that I had a back injury a couple of assistants carefully helped me to lie face down on the table. My arms and ankles were strapped down with leather straps, and my shoes were removed. The rope was placed between my teeth.

    A man was invited to come up and tickle my feet. He started to tickle my feet. My feet are so ticklish that I quickly opened my mouth and laughed. The blade sliced through my neck, and my severed head fell into the basket.

    "Wow! Three seconds. That's a new record!" The magician said.

     My body was carefully place on a chair, and my head on a pedestal next to Jessica's.

    "This is so weird." Jessica said.

    "This isn't the first time I've been beheaded." I replied.

     "What do you mean this isn't the first time you've been beheaded? Have you been keeping secrets from me?" She asked.

    Before I could say anything, the magician brought up Melissa, the wife of the host. She was a lovely blonde in her 40s. Her husband was brought up to tickle her. She lasted about 3 and a half minutes before her head came off.

     The magician took all of our heads (execpt Melissa's) and put them back on our bodies.

    "Well, that's our show for tonight. Good night everyone." The magician said to a round of applause.

    "You might have the most ticklish pair of feet I've ever seen." The magician said as he was paying me.

     "That's what most people say when they tickle me." I replied.

     "What about Melissa? Aren't you going to reattach her head?" Jessica asked.

     "Not anytime soon. They pay me extra to do that. That's one of the ways they spice up their sex life." The magician replied.

    "TMI." I thought to myself.

    We left after that, and on the way home, I explained to Jessica all about my previous magical adventures.

    The end.