Ever wanted to show off your brand new pedicure, but hate wearing sandals? What a drag! Now you can display the work of art some poor old lady at a salon labored over for hours, thanks to PediChain™!

Our conversion kit includes everything you need to wear your proudest limb to parties, shows, or even to concerts! Just apply the putty paste to any knife you have laying around haphazardly, cut off any foot of your choosing (preferably your own, of course), and insert the chain anchor into the softened core before it hardens. Wallah! Now you'll be the talk of the town (and certain fetish sites). We even have conversion kits for men!

Call today to order yours for a low-low cost of $88.99. We accept Visa, Mastercard, Klarna, and shady money orders!