Okay I lied, another story.

Ugh, this thing almost put me in a fucking coma. I stayed up late into the night for days in a row, constantly reviewing, rewriting and editing this damn thing. I'm still not entirely happy with it, but let's see what you guys think.

If you don't know what these people are talking about, go look up the legend of Zeus and Io. In fact, bone up on your Greek mythology in general. Those people are some of the most fun, compelling deities in the history of religious text. Namely the fact that they're all such bastards.

Do give me your opinion and as always, let me know what you want to see next.