I guess I should have guessed, with a title like this, that this was going to be more than one part, but I'd hoped I could get it all done at once. I have enough done now that it seemed like a good stopping point, though, so I figured I'd go ahead and get it posted. Not sure how long this one will end up being, but probably three or four chapters? As always, it very possibly could be more, but we'll see!