[Contains NBM/MBM content. Also poking fun at streamers, if that's something you're into...]

A shrill of excitement came from an awkward silence of technical difficulties, as the audio and video finally synced up, and Lila's pick neon bedroom decor was broadcast to thousands of adoring (and slightly pervy) fans. She was waving fanatically, psyching herself up for yet another 3 hours of streaming with some emotive phrases

"I hope you're as excited as I am! I've got some great TikToks lined up for us to watch!"

The tension in her cheeks was already getting too much from the foot-long grin she was holding whilst the chat box lit up with a cascade of short messages, mainly just copypasta-esque drivel which her viewers submit to feel like they're part of something. Lila had no idea where '*dogs go brrrr*' came from, but it must have been a reference to a video she'd reacted to a week ago. At least she got lots of heart emotes to break them up.

"How is everyone? We good?"

Emotes began popping up everywhere... waves... high fives... smiling faces... kissing faces... trains?... The stream was getting up to usual numbers by this point, so she started her typical spiel to keep them invested for at least 5 minutes.

"I'm so happy to see you guys again! I had so much fun yesterday thanks to your suggestions, so keep them coming in... Oh, and remember to donate if you have a request... let's just hope I don't have to stick my head on backwards like a few days ago!"

The chat lit up with more emotes and laughter. Lila was playing Headlander when that request came through, which quickly became a lot harder when her head was being played with...

"We're also super close to reaching another donation goal! One of you lucky lot could win the best gift in world... a little bit of *me*!"

A sizeable wheel spinner was partially hidden in the lower right corner of the stream facing the wall, obviously to be used to determine what part of herself she would giveaway to her most recent subscriber. They had an equal chance win her left forearm as they did her entire head - might've been unfair, but it added to the excitement.

The stream was underway as the first set of TikToks were reacted to by both Lila and her audience. A laugh here, 100 emotes there, the odd comment to avoid any copyright infringements, all was well until the first donation came. It was a small sum, but important nevertheless. The TTS kicked in as Lila whipped her head around to her second monitor to give it the attention it deserved.

"*It's been 10 minutes, and you still have you're head on? Is this even a Modula-Lila stream?*"

The streamer in question giggled to herself. She actually appreciated the corse tone of these ironic messages, and who ever '*0h_Y3e_mr_7rab5*' was, they were right.

"Well, I guess you're right. Thanks for the dono!" She chirped as her hands wrapped around her pink pig tails at the top of her head, giving both a good tug to stretch her neck towards the ceiling, eventually popping off her noggin and left it dangling for her viewers to get all excited over. She didn't really want to think about that too much, but anything to avoid a 9-5.

The chat blew up with every possible chat function the platform had to offer as Lila swung her detached head in front of the camera before placing it on a short pedestal on her desk in front of her.

"You know what this means chat... head cam time!"

A fade transition revealed a video feed of just her head. Her pink pig tails, her cat ear headphones, her heavily dolled up face, and the great big beaming smile across said face. Again, the chat was flooded with that sweet, sweet attention she simply couldn't ignore or resist, and this was just the start of it. She then returned both her computer feed and the camera focused on her body, and continued her low effort work.

The night pressed on, as did the funny animals and accident prone people, and some more modular madness ensued: she popped her arm off and stuck it on her neck; she showed everyone her ear rings by taking her ears off; her legs walked themselves to themselves bathroom, which were attached backwards as requested by certain '*80085_LVR69*', so she had to use a stool for the rest of the video; and her other arm was detached and held by the arm on the neck, just before the donation goal was reached. It was surprisingly difficult using an arm with an arm to operate a mouse, but the decapitated, backwards, neck-armed Lila was more than capable of watching a few TikToks in such a state.

But luckily for her, a new subscriber had just pushed the donation goal over the edge, triggering her to whip out the fabled wheel spinner of Lila.

"Hey 'BigUms'! Welcome to the most fun stream you've ever fallen into, or fallen apart over! Hehe... I hope you're ready to receive the best welcome gift you can possibly imagine!"

She quickly (and professionally) ripped, popped, and slapped her various pieces back in the right places and gathered her wheel to the middle of her bedroom, setting it in an exact position on a dot she had prepared so it was in frame. Crouching down to the wheel, she placed her hand on the top, ready to give it a good yank.

"We ready chat?"

Why she asked, she doesn't even know. These goons probably couldn't even muster enough attention to reply to that question, but it's the thought that counts.

Giving the wheel a firm spin, the ticker smacked against every spoke with an obnoxious clack, getting less and less rapid as the spokes slowed the rotation of the equally obnoxious wheel. It was as stimulating as the neon pink bedroom and the TikTok reactions combined, complete with reflective, colourful paint, and UV pen marking each segment. It almost gave Lila a migraine, the bright colours burning into her retinas, but as the wheel slowed and the words she had written became readable, she watched in as much anticipation as her audience to see what part of her some weirdo was paying her to spend a day with...

Left forearm...

*click*...

Right knee...

*click...*

Both eyes...

*click...*

Belly...

*click...*

...

Feet. For fuck's sake...

"Wow, looks like someone is in for a treat with my feet!"

The chat lit up once more - '*dogs go brrrr*' seemed to make more sense now - and Lila tried to hid her annoyance as she found the right size giveaway box. She didn't have any spare feet on hand since they were either being lent to friends or at the nail salon, so she'd have to walk on stumps for at least a day since she ran out of growing gummys. The chances of the wheel landing where it did were slim, but clearly today wasn't Lila's day. She kept the nearly plastic smile on as she plonked the box in front of the main camera, ready to package up her 'dogs'.

"Who wants a sneak peak before BigUms gets them all to themselves!"

She never wore socks when streaming since she was in her bedroom, so it didn't take a moment to bring up and yank off each foot one at a time. They wriggled and scrunched in her hands, the intense neon nails matching the palette and tone of the whole stream. Daintily she placed and wrapped each foot in the tissue paper provided in the box, again doing one at a time, leaving a foot sole up before being packaged itself. Lila knew exactly what she was doing, and if this meant another shopping spree on the weekend, why not do it?

"Well, I better get these to our winner ASAP, so I'll end the stream here. It's been so much fun watching with you guys... see you all soon!"

The chat was active for one final time as the cameras switched off and the stream ended, letting Lila relax her face for the first time in hours. After double checking everything really was off, see contacted the winner for delivery details. They replied immediately, and luckily they were 10 minutes away from where Lila lived, meaning no postal fees and a personal touch to round it off. It got her up in the morning at least. Only problem was... how far could she walk on her legs?