My girlfriend Sophie and I prank each other with magic and potions on a regular basis. Tonight, I pulled quite a trick; a potion in her wine that took her head and redistributed it to different parts of her body. It kicked in as we walked back into our bedroom.
Her thighs and already impressive rack seem to have gotten the most of it. Her neck is still shifting, almost like her head is trying to break back out. God, I love the way she squirms around when her head is gone!
The label said this should last a few hours. If I know Sophie when she's headless as well as I think I do, we'll be on that bed the whole time.