Anonymous 3k word commission following on from (Key)Chain Reaction, (Key)Chain Gang , (Key)Chained Up , and (Key)Chain Linked. Piedmon has his eye on some new additions thanks to a chance picture in a magazine, but he realises that his new goal of getting the proprietor of the Hazbin/Happy Hotel dangling from a little chain is going some roundabout methods to avoid a few issues. 

This one has moderate mature content warning for... Angel Dust using canon typical Angel Dust language. Toned down.

(HE SAYS FU-)

Oh and I guess the violent shootout/swordfight even if there's like zero blood, just dead eggs.