This is an idea based on a pic (or technically two pics) by KurtType5Bondagetopia and Nick Tangled and naturally my first entry into a funny animal story by Disney is a slightly lewd bondage thing. 

Featuring
-Implied Offscreen Todd on Todd Action!
-Nigh-Impossible Automatic Bandagey Things But MST3K Mantra Please!
-"Subtle" Spider-Ham References!
-Plot Related Reasons To Get Nick Wilde Into Tight Shorts!
-Implied Offscreen Todd on Whatever A Boy Jackal Is Called Action!
-Cheap Dismissals Of Common Fanon 
-Flying Helmets and Wet Celery!
-No Exploration Of The Possibly Horrifying Implications Of A Bi or Pan Sexual Bunny With An Implied Bondage Fetish and Dom Tendancies Being Given Possible Access To Little Balls That Can Almost Magically Mummify Mammals In A Mere Moment! 
-Footnotes!