Arguably related to this commissioned picture I got from ChaosCroc :origin()/pre09/b013/th/pre/i/2015/210/5/2/com_it_s_too_hot_for_this_by_chaoscroc-d91pq23.png)
, this was another roll of the Sorta Convoluted Random Prompt Generator that came up General Beatrix, 15 Minutes, Slice of Life. And I figured, well, might as well expand it.
Yes, I'm having General Beatrix, who slayed a hundred knights, be defeated by the weather. 
Also: I've never submitted anything at 4AM before so I scheduled this to do so 