Five factions are about to use one wedding for five different schemes. Eternal night, kleptomanical shenanigans, communist revolution, world conquest, and a sinister scheme so shadowy even the silly narrator isn't allowed near it.&nbsp;<br /><br />In the middle, the Ponies of Canterlot. <br /><br />This wedding is probably going to be even worse than that one where your uncle Lester got arrested for punching the photographer, the cake somehow caught fire, your preteen cousins stole the bride's limo and got it stuck in a field, and your sister got so drunk she tried to snog the best man while he was giving a speech.&nbsp;<br /><br /><hr/><br />The film Smokin' Aces is better than some people give it credit, IMO. The 'Canterlot Wedding' &nbsp;is worse than some people give it credit, IMO.<br /><br />And since I was really bored and figured it could be amusing, I figured, why not try and combine them? I've been dissatisifed with the orginal Canterlot wedding for some time and very much dissatisfied with most fanfic variants of it, so it's time <strike>other people learned to be dissatisfied with one for once</strike> I tried to do one that <i>might</i> satisfy me!<br /><br />...Yes, this is going to be extremely stupid if it gets continued, why do you ask?<br /><br />Trivia Notes!<br />-The idiocy of the NMM cult is actually inspired by real life events.<br />-The Changelings are based on Hitler's inner circle in Hitler Rants Parodies. Not the REAL Hitler. Sombra is better as Hitler if you ask me, Chrysalis is like Stalin or the Kim family if you really want to play Dictator Analogy Bingo.&nbsp;<br />-Communist Rabbits are notorious for undermining rival ideologies.<br />-<a class="external" href="https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clangers">Clangers are terrifying beings from the moon that attacked our world in the late 60's and early 1970s... and they're coming back.</a><br />-The Fifth Column is serious. This is all you need to know.