Here is the extensive story I was writing yesterday! Years in planning due to time travel (<a href="http://fav.me/d4aib9t">I'm a time traveller, you know.</a>), all to make a whole load of terrible meta jokes and absurdist gags mixed with an unhealthy dose of sociopathic comedy!<br /><br />What?<br /><br />Rated M for exploding/parking space unicorns. And infanticide. Quite a lot of infanticide. Absurd amounts of it really.<br /><br />Soundtrack Recommendations because I am a hack and I steal all of the ideas -<br /><br /><a class="external" href="https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-VN7YubqDk">[link]</a> The Happy Song!<br /><br /><a class="external" href="https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3Vli-uMsdY">[link]</a> Why Does This Always Happen To Me?<br /><br />Yes, this is my excuse for an April Fools joke. Was it obvious?