This is a quick story using Prompt 5 from this journal [link]
[05] (write for) 10 minutes * your favorite character * trying to explain
I'll likely cheat with this type of prompt too - my favourite covers four characters, and then there's a character per game/film/book etc... so in this case, Zidane, one of the four "general" favourites.
Zidane tries to explain, he really does. Accidents will happen, but so will beatings...