(Special thanks to art by @Zwangjacket , @HeinerJab and a random gif from the web)

July 11, 2025, 7:33 AM Eastern Standard Time.  Cincinnati, Ohio.
 
“You told me it was Cincinnati, Ohio.  I’m here in 520 6th Street in Cinci-fucking-nati.  It’s an office tower, not an apartment building.”  Barry paced in the public lobby of a downtown office building and spoke with restrained anger into his phone.
 
“Rick, you told me you could find anyone.  You said, and I quote, ‘The IRS can find Hunter Biden’s unreported income, they can find an anonymous caller from Ohio.’”  Barry paused to listen to Rick.  Then he exploded.
 
“Yes, I KNOW she’d not from Ohio now!  You want to know HOW I know that?  Because you sent me to Ohio.  I ASKED Ohio and they told me she’s not here.  I’m looking at the directory right now.  Suite 700.  Catholic Amish Creations.” Rick must have interrupted again, because Barry paused.
 
“No, I don’t know if you can be Catholic and Amish at the same time.  What difference