"Yes Sam, believe it or not, I stole your key.

How could Gimpy Gina do this, right?

I confess, Boring Babs helped a little.

But your key's back, you saw it in the lock.

Yes, I understand you searched it everywhere.

Back where we all had brunch, at the groceries,

yadda yadda yadda.

Man, that must have been stressful.

But you know what will make it all worth while?

No? You're really slow, Slow Sam. It's so simple!

You just fuck me and you'll feel better!