Dear Jenny,

No, Sugar, I have never complained about your BJ's. Because, my little sweet pea, they have always been more than great. I'm just thinking if they can manage to teach you anything new on the subject it can only be for the good. I mean just because you are good at something shouldn't mean you'd not want to become better.

As to the rubber clothes. I didn't know I would like the look of them so much either. But with all the research I've been doing. All the news stories from England. All the pictures I've been looking at. Babe all the women in England are dressed in the stuff all the time. I don't know what happened to the Brits but it's like a safety valve blew and their inner perv came pouring out.

If you can find a man willing to escort you off the school campus you'll see what I mean. It seems to have had a knock on effect too. Given the nature of the stuff the English women are making more of an effort to keep fit and look good.

I have to admit after all the pictures I've been looking at I've become quite a fan of this new look.

I'm not the only one either. The big news story over here at the moment is Emperor Trump had the English Prime Minister over for talks. So they attended some dinner together last night. All a big photo opportunity. So the Emperor steps out with Nadia, the new First Lady, on a leash and wearing a latex cheongsam. The press have gone crazy about it. Saying how hot Nadia looked. Predicting latex is going to be the fashion this season. So while I understand you're not keen on the stuff, look on it as a fast track pass to the latest fashion. As we all know the Emperor gets what he wants.

I'm stoked to hear gym really was just exercise. I bet it really is really bad exercising dressed in rubber clothes and high heels. At least you escaped your corset for a while.

How are you getting on with the other girls, Babe? Have you made any friends yet?

I don't see the evil you are feeling Sugar Pie. I think you've just stumbled into a finishing school set up for the crazy Brits. I think if you try hard you can ace all these lessons and come back to me with the skills to play the perfect society lady. I know it's short on academic credentials but I bet if you drop the school’s name in the right crowd later it'll open doors. So work hard for me baby girl and beat these Brits at their own game.

Before I finish my research has thrown up two things you may need to ask your tutors about. Mostly because I don’t want you being spanked again.

If you have to address all men as Sir over there, does that include me when you write? I really don’t need you to, but we both know the MRU is listening in. I just don’t want you having this thrown in your face later.

The other thing is just how long are you out there for, Sugar? I’ve been trying to find out online but these Brits don’t have semesters. They divide their academic year into Terms, some of which are four months long. You may want to ask what score you need to pass the course too, and what happens if you fail. Do they insist on something they call resits?

Be a good girl for me,

John