Jenny

Oh my God! I’m so sorry love. I’ve been out of signal range and your last messages have all come through at once. I’m so sorry. Love, you are in danger. Be careful.

I’ve looked into what is going on in England and it is worse than you can imagine. The first thing you need to be aware of is your messages are coming through censored. Lose the language. You can get into really serious trouble. They just passed a bunch of new laws. There is an offence women can be charged with called “Lacking Respect.” You don’t want to fall foul of this. I’ll cut and paste what I read on the net;

Any woman failing to adopt a submissive attitude, not addressing a man as Sir, or following simple requests could suffer a sentence of up to twenty lashes and three days in the stocks.

So be really polite all the time. I know you are angry but they could conceivably whip you in public like they do in Saudi Arabia! I do know the consulate will not be able to protect you if you break their laws.

I’m trying to contact the consulate now. I’ll be honest though, I don’t know what I can do. Do you have an address for where you are?

Oh just a heads up. Apparently most women are dressed in rubber in England now. Just a heads up so you’re not too surprised and don’t get angry when they dress you that way. They’re not being weird; that’s how these Brits dress their broads.

Be brave and I’ll write as soon as I have news.

Love,

John.