This song is actually in Piedmontese, one of the indigenous languages of NW Italy

Sat down waiting for the train

I've got 30 minutes to let pass

In the waiting room...

and I have to fart.

I've got to hope it's just air

but I'm pretty sure it's something more

I'm debating if I should let go

but what if I soil myself?

The position is important

to not get your briefs dirty

if you don't dose the effort

you'll end up shitting yourself

It happened often

[chorus] Air [/chorus](on repeat)

Very good... very good, let's hope it's...

let's hope...

(chorus fade)

Modestly, I'm a professor

to pass gas without a sound

but if I'm really full

I can't control it anymore

And when eventually the smell can be smelled

you must be kind of an actor

to make the others believe

it was that guy down there

One must have quite some patience

otherwise one makes a turbulence

It comes out too strong

and you even pale

and everybody scowls at you

[chorus] (on repeat)

they scowl at me

I was too loud!

let's hope for good...

let's hope it's only...

AIR, AIR

(chorus fade)

Yes. it's a sublime joy

if you can reach at the end that

relief that leaves in the air a

halo, a suspect, if you want

and a silent question between yourselves

I wonder if it was him ?? Or him???