In the thicket of my fantasy

there are a lot of quite crazy animals

invented by me

they make me laugh when I'm sad

they make me laugh when I'm happy

they make me laugh when I feel fine

Practically, they make me always laugh

that bunch of little animals invented by me

There's the calf with balsa feet

There's the calf with sponge feet

And guess who's there too?

There's even the calf with cobalt feet

There's the calf with feet covered in tuna mayo

Four of them I made

They're the animals of my fantasy and yours

Then one day the calf with balsa feet

went to the calf with cobalt feet

and told him "Your friend calf with feet covered in tuna mayo

is talking really bad about you.

He says your feet aren't of real cobalt

but they are instead four feet of bread

covered with a thin layer of cobalt"

"Heh! My dear friend calf with balsa feet

your story is fake!

My friend calf with sponge feet

has revealed me truth!

He hid a wiretap

in your balsa feet

and in the tuna mayo covered feet

so he found out that you

only you

always you

you too

no others than you

you indeed...

are the calf with balsa feet

maker of a fake story

you accused the calf with tuna mayo covered feet

so now your feet will be removed

but the law asks for an added puniishment

for this crime, the forced listening of...

[annoying music]

[distressed mooos]

In the thicket of my fantasy

now there's a feet-less calf

asking for mercy

when suddenly a little friend approaches

"Let me introduce myself, I'm the homo bear

and if it wasn't clear now I f*ck you in the butt!"

Little bear friend, I see you're excited

and I see a jack (don't ever be scared)

You know, this adventure on one sides seems enticing

on the other hand it scares me a bit (of your young body)

But, after all this is my life (bovine)

and I live with joy (a body born to love)

this condition of mine

of queer calf

Because I realized that I

only I

always I

I too

no others than I

I indeed...

am the calf with balsa feet

maker of a fake story

but you made me in a queer calf

that brown hole

how good it is to know it's there

The calf with balsa feet

balsa, balsa

the calf with balsa feet

has composed a salsa song

[salsa music]