"I can't believe I died that many times this month... At least I didn't remember eating that asshole after he killed me," Ruby recalled all her dead bodies. "Oh and Ryan having a baby is pretty fucked up." She added when she got stares. "Anyway I'm going to enjoy this room before anything else happens to us. Other than the zombie outbreaks, this hotel is pretty nice." Ruby entered the bathroom.
"I agree with Ruby," Tammy walked over to the mini bar. "I know it's only the start of the day but I could really use a drink," Tammy opened up the fridge and looked through the drinks as well as their prices. "There's a nice red in here, though the price is becoming a frog, done that. Hmm, I don't really want to become a spider or a cockroach... Ah screw it, I'll take this." Tammy grabbed a bottle of wine and poured as much of it into a glass as she could and chugged it down.
"What did that cost, Tammy... Your soul?" Ester joked. Tammy shrugged and turned around. Her mouth had vanished. "No wonder you drank as much as possible." Tammy nodded and held out the bottle for Ester to pour a drink. "No thanks I'd rather be able to talk." Tammy waved her hand and pointed to her empty mouth and chest. "Oh, only you? Well in that case..." Ester grabbed the bottle and poured two drinks. "Oh this is good..." Ester enjoyed every drop of wine. "Ooh, Fairy Wine," Ester's head was already bobbing. "No wonder I can see cartoon bubbles as I talk."
Ryan took his drink and also felt straight away. "Wow that's good!" Ryan admitted. "I bet the other stuff is almost worth their costs. Hey Tammy you should grab us another one, go on.. become a cockroach, what's the worst that could happen. Worried we'll squish you? Oh we should totally squish you!"
Tammy rolled her eyes, the cost of the wine wasn't worth it, she got the great taste but didn't get the magical buzz like Ryan and Ester did. Though that was probably a good thing. She had to push Ryan away as he tried to feel up her boobs.
"It's okay... I had them too. I just want to feel them again... You know what's funny, the glass we cleaned up at your house showed us this we had become when we couldn't remember. I saw a reflection of you with two heads. That means I was you...."
"You were my sister? Now you're my boyfriend?" Ester asked. "Or were you my boyfriend, then my sister, then my boyfriend then me and my sisters? Are you my boyfriend again?"
"What has gotten into those two?" Ruby asked as she stepped out of the bathroom drying her hair. Tammy shrugged and pointed to the empty wine bottle. "Tammy what happened to you?!" Tammy pointed to the mini bar and Ester read the costs. "Well I hope this was worth losing your mouth for a day."
"Your hair's so long and wet..." Ryan grabbed Ruby's hair. "Simone used make me do her hair. I didn't like it at first but she was so insistent. Now I kinda like it but I never wanted to ask Ester to let me do hers as that was a Simone thing. Yours is so pretty though, I wish I had it. Hey want to trade? You let me have your hair and you can have my co...ck... Hehe cock... that's a funny word... Hmm I wonder what it's like to be a cockroach..." Ryan grabbed the other bottle of wine and instantly transformed.
Ruby was blushing and breathed a sigh of relief when Ryan stopped bothering her. Tammy gave her a stare, but that's all she could do.
"Ooh, my boyfriend is a cockroach... let's squash him!" Ester began to try and squash the drunk insect. "Come back Ryan and let me squish you!" Ryan ran out the door and into the hallway. Ester chased after him.
Tammy ran for the door to chase after Ester but stopped when Ruby didn't follow. "Oh, yeah we should probably go stop them from getting into trouble..." Ruby sighed as she put the bottle of wine down. "I just wanted a nice relaxing day before we got murdered or something..."
"Comeback Cockryanch... That's what I named him, Cockryanch..." Ester said to no one in particular.
Ruby followed her sister's out and bumped into a familiar guy. He just brushed past her and kept walking. "He asshole! Do you think it's alright to murder people by pushing them down the stairs? I ought to kill you... again! Though this time I want to feel it"
Tammy grabbed Ruby as quickly as she could and rolled her eyes the now the sister who wasn't drunk was causing her problems and she was unable to talk sense into either of them. She just pulled Ruby back and gave the man a soft wave and polite nod. She hoped he didn't see she didn't have a mouth.
"Fucken drunks..." the man brushed them off as he continued down the hall. The sisters continued down the hallway and failed to witness the man's head being cut off by an unseen force.
"Where are you going Cockryanch?" Ester kept following the drunk bug, blissfully unaware of her surroundings. She followed him into the stairwell and wasn't watching where she was going and almost fell down the entire well. Ruby and Tammy managed to grab her before she could kill herself.
"Don't worry about him Ester, how about we enjoy a day with just use three," Ruby lead Ester back into the hall.
"A sister date?" Ester asked. "YEAH!" She didn't even wait for a response. They headed back towards their room when Ester spotted someone familiar. "Hey it's Sammy! She's the witch that owns this place..." Ester ran ahead the greet the witch. "Hi Sammy.... It's me Ester. You melted me and my boyfriend so we didn't get eaten by our zombie selves." Ruby and Tammy slowly walked after her sister. "This is my sister Tammy... heh, Sammy and Tammy. She's got no mouth at the moment. We drank your wine. This is Ruby... my boyfriend Cockryanch wanted her hair."
"I can see that..." Samantha kept a cool head. Usually she would punish people for being this annoying but Ester was under the affects of her magical alcohol and she was in the middle of concealing the death of a hotel guest that wasn't in her game. Pandora had set several head hunters on the loose and they were killing indiscriminately. At least the head hunters and zombies were within the boundaries of her game, so she let it slide, even if she had to do damage control. "Now leave me be, before I do something you're not going to like."
"Like wha..." Ruby covered Ester's mouth and pushed her past Samantha before she could get the three of them into trouble.
Tammy took Ester into their room and just before Ruby entered she saw the man who killed her again. "I'll be right back," Ruby told Tammy, leaving her with their sister. Tammy had no time to object as Ester was too close to the mini bar and could potentially cause more problems. She now regretted giving up her mouth for a day, just for a drink.
"Nice clothes asshole! What is it kabuki night?" Ruby observed the man was now wearing a fully black skin tight suit that showed no skin besides his head. With how tight the suit was it appeared this man had no genitals. "Should've figured you had no dick, pushing innocent women down the stairs. Dying like that really hurts!" The man didn't respond which frustrated Ruby so she walked up to him and shoved his chest, causing the head to fall to the floor as the body instantly camouflaged into the environment. Ruby didn't even get to utter a word as something sliced through her neck.
Tammy was ready to pull her hair out as Ester ran amok in the hotel room. She had managed to seal the mini bar, preventing Ester from doing anything stupid like Ryan did. She just wished Ruby would get back already so she could take a break. The hardest part was she couldn't verbally tell Ester what to do and Ester lacked an attention filter long enough for her to write messages. Tammy needed to go to the toilet so she locked the door and left Ester alone for a few minutes.
Ester heard a knock on the door and unlocked it, opening it up to see Ruby standing there in a black skin tight outfit. "Oh hi Ruby, where have you been?" Ester asked acting as if nothing was wrong. "Cool, you got rid of your boobs. I wish I could do that sometimes. They get a bit heavy and mine aren't even as big as yours," Ester commented as she saw the flat chested body. "Hey is there something different about you?" Ester pulled the dead head off her body. "Yep, you're dead... hey where did your body go?" Ester felt something sharp go through her neck as an unseen force picked up her head and put it on, making the black outfit reappear. "Yay, now I'm dead. and have no boobs." Ester couldn't control her new body. "Hey Tammy! Ruby and I are dead!"
Tammy came out of the bathroom wondering what Ester was on about this time. Tammy would've screamed as she saw Ruby's dead head and Ester's decapitated body on the floor. "I'm over here, Tammy!" Ester called out. "This thing killed me and stole my head!" Apparently Ester was too drunk to die. "Haha, I made it drunk!" The head hunter stumbled around as it tried to get Tammy. "What ever you do, don't pull my head off. It goes invisible when you do that and that's when it kills you," Ester warned as she chased after Tammy. "I would've thought it would've taken my head off by now, I guess it can't... whoops!" the body tripped over, causing Ester's head to fall off. "Run, Tammy, it's invisible now!" Ester watched as Tammy's head was cut off and placed on the body. "Aww... you died," Ester was disappointed Tammy didn't make it. "Being fun is dead though..."
"Nice clothes asshole! What is it kabuki night?" Ruby observed the man was now wearing a fully black skin tight suit that showed no skin besides his head. With how tight the suit was it appeared this man had no genitals. "Should've figured you had no dick, pushing innocent women down the stairs. Dying like that really hurts!" The man didn't respond which frustrated Ruby so she walked up to him and shoved his chest, causing the head to fall to the floor as the body instantly camouflaged into the environment. Ruby didn't even get to utter a word as something sliced through her neck.
Tammy was ready to pull her hair out as Ester ran amok in the hotel room. She had managed to seal the mini bar, preventing Ester from doing anything stupid like Ryan did. She just wished Ruby would get back already so she could take a break. The hardest part was she couldn't verbally tell Ester what to do and Ester lacked an attention filter long enough for her to write messages. Tammy needed to go to the toilet so she locked the door and left Ester alone for a few minutes.
Ester heard a knock on the door and unlocked it, opening it up to see Ruby standing there in a black skin tight outfit. "Oh hi Ruby, where have you been?" Ester asked acting as if nothing was wrong. "Cool, you got rid of your boobs. I wish I could do that sometimes. They get a bit heavy and mine aren't even as big as yours," Ester commented as she saw the flat chested body. "Hey is there something different about you?" Ester pulled the dead head off her body. "Yep, you're dead... hey where did your body go?" Ester felt something sharp go through her neck as an unseen force picked up her head and put it on, making the black outfit reappear. "Yay, now I'm dead. and have no boobs." Ester couldn't control her new body. "Hey Tammy! Ruby and I are dead!"
Tammy came out of the bathroom wondering what Ester was on about this time. Tammy would've screamed as she saw Ruby's dead head and Ester's decapitated body on the floor. "I'm over here, Tammy!" Ester called out. "This thing killed me and stole my head!" Apparently Ester was too drunk to die. "Haha, I made it drunk!" The head hunter stumbled around as it tried to get Tammy. "What ever you do, don't pull my head off. It goes invisible when you do that and that's when it kills you," Ester warned as she chased after Tammy. "I would've thought it would've taken my head off by now, I guess it can't... whoops!" the body tripped over, causing Ester's head to fall off. "Run, Tammy, it's invisible now!" Ester watched as Tammy's head was cut off and placed on the body. "Aww... you died," Ester was disappointed Tammy didn't make it. "Being fun is dead though..."