Rickie stood over the bed in contemplation. Her target was still asleep, unaware what she had done to him. He seemed different from her usual targets. He didn’t seem to have a cheater’s soul. Though he had gone on dates with her and last night he brought her back to his place. However when it came to the initial contact she was the one that made the advancements. Of course that was all in the brief. She was told he was usually faithful but if another woman approached him he’d give into temptation. Still this entire job felt off and the way he was with her, it seemed like she was his first ‘girlfriend’. That could’ve all been a game he was playing though, throughout her career she had come across plenty of interesting and strange men. One of her previous targets, she found out after, was actually the one who hired her in the first place. He regretted it after but by then it was too late. Though she doubted that this was the case with her current target. That’s the reason she hadn’t left yet. She had wondered if she was hired under false pretences. It was too late to change anything though, she had already done the deed and there was no going back.

While Rickie was pondering her next move her target woke up and saw what she was holding in her hand. He panicked as he reached down into his pajamas and screamed at the discovery.

“What have you done?” He asked hysterically. “Put it back on!”

Rickie gave him a sad look as she placed it in her bag. “I’m afraid I can’t do that, it’s beyond my ability,” she explained. “Of course I wouldn’t have had to resort to this if you treated your girlfriend with respect.”

“What do you mean it’s beyond your ability? You took it off, you can put it back on!” He was in denial. “And you’re my girlfriend!”

Rickie shook her head. “No… I pretended to be because you had cheated on your girlfriend and so she hired me for some revenge. If you had rejected my advances well you’d still have this,” she lifted the bag toward him. “You gave into temptation so I carried out my job.”

“What the hell are you talking about, you’re my first girlfriend, now stop playing games and fix this!”

Rickie felt pity for this man. Her suspicions were correct, she had been lied to. Her target was innocent of adultery but was punished for it nonetheless. She should’ve trusted her instincts on the job sooner. She had made a mistake, one that she wouldn’t make again. “I’m sorry but I can’t, I can only remove, I cannot reattach,” she apologized as she teleporting away.

Rickie was now standing in her client’s room. The young woman was still asleep. Rickie pulled the target’s package from her bag and threw it at the sleeping girl.

“What the hell!” The client woke up as the detached dick hit her in the face. “Eww. Is this what I think it is?” She questioned as she threw it off the bed in disgust.

“If you think it’s the package you hired me to collect from your ‘boyfriend’ then yes,” Rickie answered in a hostile tone. “You know I don’t appreciate being made a fool of, especially when it comes at the expense of innocent victims.”

“Wait so this is whatshisname’s dick?” her client could barely stop herself from laughing. “Oh man, I didn’t think you could actually do it. The look on his face must’ve been priceless. Okay I’ve had my fun, you can return it to him now.”

Rickie shook her head in disbelief. “You don’t even know his name, tsk tsk. You don’t know how I work. This…” she pointed to the genitals on the floor. “This is permanent I don’t can’t reattach body parts. It’s beyond my ability.” Rickie approached the girl who now finally understood the gravity of the situation. “This is no joke, I don’t take dicks for pranks. I take them off stalkers, adulterers and rapists. Now this poor fellow has to live without this for the rest of his life because you lied to me. Do you know what he must be going through right now? Here let me show you.” Before her client could even react, Rickie had her genitals in hand. “Of course there’s the extra compensation for what you did too.” Her client’s breasts vanished before her very eyes. “That doesn’t feel good does it?” Rickie asked. “Maybe next time you’ll think twice before lying… now if you excuse me, I have actual targets to hunt.”