My cousin Hannah was visiting and I wanted to talk to her about something but I couldn’t seem to find her. I headed downstairs and saw that she was in the backyard looking for my cat, which she must’ve accidentally let out. She was by the back fence trying to coax him back over from the Neighbour’s house. I walked up to her without her noticing until I was up close. I then put my hands on the side of her head and pretended to pull it off.

“Pulled your head off,” I joked and she pretended to go limp. I looked over at the neighbour’s fence and saw their pool. “I throw your head into the pool,” I added. “Now what to do with your body?”

She looked at me and chuckled a bit. “I guess you can just put it over the fence as well, give it to the dog as a chew toy,” she joked.

“No one, will ever know what happened to you.”

We then talked for a bit more, until the cat finally jumped back over the fence and we got him inside. We both headed into the lounge room and watched some TV with my mother. Hannah got up off her chair and headed into the kitchen to rinse her coffee cup out and I walked up behind her.

“Got your head, again,” I said as I grabbed the side of her head once more.

She turned around and found the thing amusing. “You’re such a butt,” she chuckled. I just stared at her not knowing what to say, my mind visualizing becoming someone’s butt for some reason. “A giant butt with arms and legs,” she added.

I couldn’t think of a rebuttal for what she was said and so I stood there speechless. I blinked but then I couldn’t open my eyes anymore. Then I felt weird as my body began to reform, My torso grow wider and swelled out with soft and faty flesh, upsetting my balance, and my head completely vanished though I was still somehow aware. A crack then formed down half my body.

I was left blind, mute and deaf by this transformation, while also losing my sense of smell. I felt my new body to see what had changed. I still had the hair on the top of my body though it was now more spread out. My original butt was now flat and sealed up as if I didn’t have one while the front of my body was now divided into two large butt cheeks. I tried to reach around to put my hands together but all I could do was manage to touch my fingertips together. I traced the inside of the crack that divided me and found there wasn’t anything inside, no anus and no genitals. I couldn’t believe what had happened to me, Hannah called me a butt and now I was one.

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I watched Mark, stumble around the kitchen trying to figure out what I had done to him. He was trying to find me but I had already stepped out. If only he knew I was a witch before he joked about removing my head, then he might’ve thought twice about it. Or he might’ve asked me to actually remove my head, which I had contemplated doing when he joked about taking it off. Though for me this was more funny, turning him into a butt after calling him one. Those words being the last he’d hear for a while, my face being the last thing he saw.

“Oh my god! What have you done Hannah?” I heard my aunt scream as she walked into the kitchen she stumbled back in shock after seeing Mark.

“What are you talking about, Mark has always looked like this, there’s nothing wrong with him,” I meddled with her mind a bit. I could’ve restored Mark and made the two of them forget about this though I didn’t feel like it at the moment and it would’ve been cruel to make my aunt worry about him so a simple suggestion spell was the best way to go. “Now Mark is going to be staying with me for a while. Thanks for the coffee, I suppose we should get going.”

It was too risky to stick around any longer, while my power of suggestion worked, the longer she was exposed to Mark in this form the quicker it’d ware off. Telling her he would be staying with me for a while though wouldn’t have any real effect though.

“Come on Mark, let’s go.” I grabbed onto my cousin’s hand and lead him downstairs and to my car. Oddly enough he didn’t fight me though, in fact he was willing to leave with me. I guess he still thought he could trust me or that he also knew he couldn’t stay with his mother. I put him in the back seats as he was too big for the front and didn’t buckle him up, he was too wide and I figured if I did get into a car crash he had plenty of cushion to avoid injury.

I was going to go straight home but I remembered I needed to go to the shops for some batteries and a lightbulb so I stopped by a small grocery store. Rather than leaving Mark in the car I decided to take him inside. I cracked up laughing when I saw the girl at counter faint at the sight of my cousin.

“Oh Mark you should’ve seen that,” I said to him as I held his hand. I looked over to him with another thought.

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When I opened my eyes again I wasn’t at home, nor was I at Hannah’s house, I was in the middle of a shop, with people staring at me in shock or on the floor, unconscious. I glanced up at my cousin with my large cheeks and she was laughing so much.

I reached into her purse and pulled out her phone, I unlocked it and typed on a notepad.

‘How long are you going to keep me like this?’ I then tapped her leg and showed her the phone.

I wasn’t fond of my new form, in fact I hated it, but I knew my cousin did it as a joke and not with ill intentions, besides now that I knew she was a witch there were a million questions I wanted to ask and things I wouldn’t being turned into for a while so I was going to stay as calm as possible.

She stood there holding her phone with her head tilted in thought before she typed something down.

‘Well it wasn’t going to be for that long but you usually just play games on the computer so now that you can see again I can keep you like that longer. I guess I’ll change you back when it’s no longer funny… buttman’

I rolled my eyes. My cousin had a twisted sense of humor so I could be like this for a while.