Bradley walked to the ensuite still half asleep and busting for the toilet. He yawned went to lift the toilet seat up but was surprised to see it was already in that position. He shrugged it off as he pulled his boxers forward and reached down to grab his penis. Except there was nothing to grab. “Michelle!” He yelled in frustration as he looked down at his blank crotch.

“Michelle, where are you?” Bradley called out as he searched the house. “I need my penis back, I’m busting for the toilet!”

He found Michelle asleep in the study, her computer was on as pages of garbage continued to type as her head laid on the keyboard. Her vagina was on the desk above the mousepad, among all the cans of energy drinks that also littered the desk. Instead of waking her up he grabbed her vagina and walked back to the bathroom, he put the seat down, and sat on the toilet before attaching Michelle’s genitals and relieving his full bladder.

“Bradley, did you take my vagina?” Michelle’s sleepy voice came from down the hall. “It was on the desk last night but now I can’t find it.”

Bradley stepped out of the ensuite to see Michelle standing there holding his genitals in her hands. He then gave hers back before re-equipping his.

“Michelle you need to stop taking my genitals without permission,” Bradley said slightly annoyed.

“Didn't you just take mine?” She retorted, questioning the hypocrisy.

Bradley put his hand on his head in frustration. “Yes, but I was busting to use the toilet, because you left me with nothing… again. Besides you were asleep and I was in too much of a rush to wake you.”

“Well you were asleep last night and I had a really important assignment due so I couldn’t exactly ask you either,” Michelle countered.

“What’s that got to do with taking my penis?!” Bradley asked confused.

“I pulled an all nighter, which meant lots of energy drinks, which meant lots of toilet breaks, having a penis makes it easier to go. Now I’m tired, I need my coffee so can we just drop this?”

Bradley followed Michelle into the kitchen. “No I’m not going to drop this! You keep using me to make your bathroom breaks easier, you’re taking me for granted and I’m sick of it.”

Michelle turned around and leant back against the kitchen counters, not looking impressed. “You want to get into this? Fine! Name one other time I’ve taken advantage of you for bathroom breaks.”

Bradley scoffed. “Oh, um… I don’t know how about every night when you give me your lower half and ask if I can go to the toilet for you.”

“You were heading to the bathroom anyway so I don’t see why I need to get out of bed as well,” Michelle countered.

“What about the time you went camping, for a week!”

“You agreed to that, we both agreed that guys have it easier going in the woods.”

“You were on your period at the time, and when I got my genitals back they were so sore.”

“My timing was off, and I did the responsible thing with your genitals. I kept them on at all times, I’m sorry my hiking shorts were a little cramped for male genitalia. Also what was I supposed to do, leave them in my backpack? You would’ve been so mad if I had lost them.”

Bradley put his hand up in surrender. “Alright, alright, let’s not get into that argument again,” he paused for a moment before speaking again. “What about all the times we go shopping and you take my penis?”

“That’s not comfortable for me either, all the stuff I get called when entering the men’s toilets, it’s all rather appalling.”

“Then why do you do it?”

“Because I can handle a few nasty words, what I can’t stand is the huge line for the ladies room.”

The kettle finished boiling as Michelle finished making her coffee.

“I don’t know what you want from me Brad. I use your parts for practicality you use mine for fun. So please respect my wishes and drop this,” Michelle asked again as she drank her coffee.

“All those times I’ve borrowed your…. Mmpphh,” Bradley patted his mouthlessness as Michelle took a step back.

“I told you to drop it twice now Brad. Seeing as you could do that, I’m keeping this for the rest of the day, now if you’ll excuse me I’ve got an assignment to hand in.”