“Hey mister, wake up!” Caleb felt someone pushing him. “You can’t be late other wise Natalia will have your head, and I don’t mean figuratively.”

Caleb opened his eyes to see a woman with long black hair and green eyes standing in front of him. She was a dark blue skirt and a pink tank top. Caleb also noticed she wasn’t wearing a bra.

“Finally…” she said as she pulled away his blankets and walked over the closet to get some clothes out for him.

Caleb was slowly coming to his senses as he noticed he wasn’t in his apartment, he was in a bedroom he had never seen before and he was sitting in a plastic bed. He found this a little weird and so he looked down and screamed as he saw his naked body.

“Yes, your dick is gone, you’ll get over it. Now put these on and head over to town square,” the woman instructed as she threw a white shirt and grey pants at him. “Shoes are besides the bed, they are rubber though and there’s no socks.”

“Did… did you…?” Caleb muttered as he looked at the lady with accusing eyes.

“No, I didn’t take it and what did I just say?” A bell rang from outside. “Well now it’s too late, I guess you’re on your own.” The woman hurried out the door and Caleb heard her go down stairs.

He got out of bed and walked over near the window, it was weird no light seemed to be coming from it. When he opened up the curtains he saw that there was a sticker of a town square.

“What’s going on here?” Caleb asked as he touched his blank crotch. “This has to be a dream.”

“Where’s my new acquisition?” the booming voice of a woman came from outside. “He was was meant to be here for career assignment.” The voice paused for a moment. “I don’t care if he hasn’t had time to adjust yet, you know you’re meant to ensure all new acquisitions are here ready for my arrival. You have failed in your duty and you know what that means…” Caleb heard the scream for mercy from his room. “Caleb you have ten seconds to get out here otherwise you share her fate.”

Caleb didn’t even have a chance to get changed as he ran outside and saw a crowd of twenty or more people, mostly women but a few men as well, looking up at a giant woman half buried in the ground.

“Public nudity is not permitted in this town,” the woman informed him. “Consider this your first and last warning,” she threatened. “Well I was going to give you a job like a custodian or something but I’m out one tour guide at the moment,” The woman said as she showed that she was holding the headless body of the woman that woke Caleb up. “Of course you’ll need training first so Helena it looks like you get to avoid prison for now,” she picked up the other woman’s head by the hair and brought it over to Caleb. “You’re to teach him everything to know about his new job and then you may choose your new caregiver.” The giant woman handed Helena over to Caleb and retreated below ground. She left a gaping hole in the ground before a townhall popped up out of the ground and two large clicks were heard.

“This is all your fault,” Helena snapped at Caleb. “If you had just listened to me, I’d still have my body, now I have no idea where it is. Now will you get back inside and get changed?”

Caleb took Helena back inside the house as he went upstairs and put on the clothes, they were irritating and itchy, also had to be secure with velcro.

“What’s with these clothes?” Caleb asked as he secured the velcro at the back of his shirt’s collar.

“You seriously haven’t figured it out yet? The fake houses, the giant lady, the headless woman, the hole in the middle of town square, the clothing and the lack of genitals. We’re in a doll house you dumb ass. That woman kidnapped you and everyone else, shrank us down, took our nipples and privates and now treats us like dolls. Including removing our heads if we act up.”

“What? No… that’s impossible, how do we eat, how do we go to the bathroom… how do we sleep?”

“You don’t, you can’t and with the plastic beds very poorly but you make do with what you’ve got and now thanks to you I’ve got very little. Oh and yeah this is your job now, you need to explain this to all new dolls that come to town,” Helena explained. “And you already know what happens if you screw that up. Now I guess you better take me around town so I can tell you about the all the features.”