“Uuuugh… Breasts are so hard to wrap,” Victoria complained as she threw another crumpled piece of paper in the bin beside her. She had already attempted to wrap this one breast 3 times now and still hadn’t gotten it right. “Why don’t we just put them in boxes first?”

“Because that’s not how we do things,” Chloe, her co-worker, answered as she walked over to Victoria’s station. She picked up one of the breasts and placed the side where it had been removed from the body onto the paper, she then cut the piece of paper and folded it all towards the nipple before tapping it up. “Remember body side on paper, corners on the nipple,” Chloe stated as she got started on the second breast. “It doesn’t matter if it doesn’t look nice as a we’ll just place a bow on it later.” She then walked back to her own station and began to continue her own work.

“Thank you,” Victoria said as she finished decorating the wrapping paper, adding the bow and present tag before placing it on the trolley to be sent out to shipping. “Breasts are impossible to work with they keep moving around.”

Chloe chuckled at Victoria’s comment. “You think that’s bad, try wrapping beating hearts, you’d be surprised how many people gift those out for christmas. It’s cause of that damned song. People seem to think that if you give the other person your heart for a week it shows how much you love them. The problem is it doesn’t show you how much they care.”

“Oh yeah… my friend once paid to get her vagina and breasts removed for a week, to see if their boyfriend truly loved them, they’re happily married,” Victoria commented. “Of course then my other friend had to copy her and it ruined her relationship with her boyfriend and my other friend.”

“Heh, my the lady up in removals convinced her boyfriend to give her his penis, she didn’t give it back. Every week or so he gets it back for forty minutes before she has it removed again. She figures this way he could never cheat on her and if he tried it’ll be oral or up the ass as there’s no way he’ll be able to grab another set of genitals without her knowing about it.”

“That’s a little harsh,” Victoria commented. “Actually that raises a question I’ve had since I got this job,” Victoria paused as Chloe looked upon her with intrigue. “Surely not all these removals are voluntary, I mean who would request this to be removed?” She asked as she picked up a ladies pelvis, which still had a vagina attached.


“Careful Victoria, that’s a dangerous question,” Chloe warned. “The last girl down here asked the same thing before she got moved onto a different section.” Chloe changed her position so that Victoria had a clear view of her butt. “One thing I will say about her is she had a nice ass.”