“Whelp I finally got you to come to a party,” my cousin, Jane, smiles at me as she opens a packet of chips and pours them into a bowl. “Of course I had to throw it but still you’re here.” She hands me the bowl as she prepares other snacks.

“I didn’t have much of a choice now did I, seeing as I’m staying here for the week.” I respond playfully. “But, you know parties aren’t my thing, can’t I just go hang out in the guest room for the duration,” I say more serious this time.

Jane looks up from the snacks she’s preparing and gives me a glare. “Come on Mark, live a little, get drunk, hook up with a stranger, let loose. In all the time I have known you, you’ve I’ve never seen you have fun outside a screen or book and no playing with toys when we were younger doesn’t count.” Jane pleads with me. “Besides the my guest room has the TV with the Karaoke system setup so……”

“It’ll be in use….” I say in defeat. “Fine I’ll join your party but don’t expect me to have any fun,” I taunt.

“Oh you’ll have fun, I’ll make sure of it.” She says playfully. “Now go put those chips out and come back and help me.”

I finish helping set up by preparing the food and a few coolers for drinks, alcoholic and non alcoholic. I also set up the speakers and sit down on the couch when the firsts guests arrive. They greet Jane in a friendly manner and she points at me. “This is my cousin, Mark, from interstate.”
“Hi,” I respond with a simple nod.
Soon too many guests arrive for my comfort so I head outside where I see a few people have already jumped into the pool and some others have begun to drink. I lack the confidence to hop in the pool and don’t drink so I grab a handful of chips and eat them before grabbing a coke and finding a quiet spot to sit for now and pull out my phone.

If Jane wasn’t too busy she’d probably scold me but she is too distracted by her guests and I even see her start on the drinks herself. The music gets turned on and someone turns it up to almost maximum volume and even from a distance I can barely hear what’s going on. That’s when a lady walks over near me. She has tanned skin, brown hair with bright yellow highlights, and was wearing a bikini patterned by tropical flowers and a thin fabric skirt which hung to the knee on one side, tied over her hip on the other. She gives me a smile. “You don’t mind if I hang out here do you?” She asks.  I shake my head indicating it was was fine. “Great!” She exclaims and pulls a deck of cards out of nowhere.  “You don’t look like you’re having fun over here, perhaps I can change that later.” She says playfully and I give her a curious look wondering where the deck came from.

She starts to encourage a few partygoers to gather round. “I’m Merc,” she introduces herself. “And I’ve got a few tricks to perform for you tonight.” This piques my interest and being set up where I was I already have a good view of her performance. She walks around to the snack table and clears an area but she leaves a few chips loose on the table. She swipes a couple of the cards over them and suddenly they are gone. She shuffles the deck of cards and pulls out three and places them down on the table again. She slides them off and the snacks that vanished, suddenly reappear. I suddenly go from casually watching to watching with interest. She looks at me from the corner of her eye and grins a flirtatious smile. “Can I borrow that?” She asks point to someone’s shot of Malibu rum. They wordlessly agree and place the shot glass on the small table. Merc then grabs one of the cards and places it over the glass and pushes down on it, suddenly the glass shot is gone and she shows off the card, it now has a picture identical to the glass, filled with the same colour liquid. I let out a small gasp, as others looked shocked. She then puts the card face up and taps the blank side, making the shot reappear above the card. The spectators cheer and even I let out a little clap.

Merc then pulls out another blank card and walks over to me. She lifts up my shirt a little bit and holds the card against my stomach. I gulp a little bit as I can’t help but stare at her cleavage from this angle and I try to keep my attention on her face. She gives me a wink and says something incomprehensible but reassuring as she begins to slide the card down further, until the bottom of the card is tucked into the waistbands of my shorts and underwear. I blush at the intimacy and look away, I look over to Jane who is holding practically empty beer bottle in one hand while giving me a thumbs up with the other. Merc takes a step back leaving the card in its current position. I go to touch it be she smiles reassuringly at me so I leave it where it is. Merc then begins to wiggle her finger and points at the card, giving a wicked smile. As she lowers her finger the card lowers into my pants and I feel the card touching my penis. I swallow once again and the sensation of the card plus Merc’s interactions with me beings to give me an erection. Merc seems to notice this and rolls her hand and clicks her fingers, suddenly I no longer feel the card resting against my penis but now it seems to be resting against smooth skin.

I look at Merc unblinking expressing both shock and horror as I come to terms with this new sensation and I recall the trick with the shot of rum. I know that my penis is now on the card in my pants. I reach down to grab it when Merc returns to the table. She wags her finger at me as she pulls the top card from the deck and turns it around to show it’s a joker. She doesn’t break eye contact with me as she looks into my eyes like a hungry predator as she slowly licks the joker card. She then turns it around to show a half erect penis, with small testicles and red bushy pubic hair. There’s no denying it, that is my penis. The crowd gives applause and drunken cheers at the sight of the penis, either not knowing or caring about its origin. I go red faced with embarrassment but still manage to stand up and walk over to the table, the card in my pants vanishes and it’s a weird sensation walking with loose underwear.

Merc gives me another flirtatious smile as I approach her and she lifts up the penis card to show me it once again and puts it face down on the table. She then draws two more cards from the top of the deck, one blank and one with a vagina on it, placing them face down on the table next to the card with my penis. She then shuffles the position of the cards and I make sure not to blink. Once she’s done, she takes a step backwards and she gestures at the table, inviting me to select the card that’s my dick. I take a gamble and actually pick the card that wasn’t the one I following expecting to have a 1 in 2 chance of being right, hoping that I was. Merc flips the card to reveal a blank and shakes her head apologetically. My heart sinks wondering if I made a costly mistake but then she flips over the other two cards revealing they are both blank. I look at the blank cards and then back at her with a look of betrayal and mouth ‘where’s my card’. With a wicked grin she unties her skirt, flinging it wide to reveal revealing the card to be hidden in her bikini bottom. With a snap of her fingers, it bulges out, the bottom now seeming more reminiscent of a speedo for all she's starting to push the limits of its ability to keep my penis from peeking out.

“Can we go somewhere quiet to discuss this please,” I whisper in Merc’s ear as I lean over the table. She grins devilishly, and lays one hand on my cheek while rising up on her toes get close to my ear. "You've been a great sport!" She gives my cheek a quick kiss. "You sure about that?" Turning to address the crowd as a whole, she calls "I was thinking I might need to get in the pool!" She then runs off and dives into the pool.

I want to follow her but I don’t have swimwear on and if I do it now it’ll be noticeable I was left with no genitals whatsoever. For now people might’ve just assumed she had a dick but not that it was mine and for some reason I was more comfortable with that. So instead I slowly make my way over to the backdoor where my cousin is partying with some guy and gesture her over. She breaks away from the dance and stumbles towards my direction. “Hey.. Cuz…..” She says drawn out. “Having fun over there?” she points to where I was a moment earlier. “You seem to be enjoying yourself.”

“Do you know what that girl was, the one doing the magic,” I ask quietly.

“Oh yeah that magic was so cool, I especially liked the penis card.” I give her an annoyed stare. “Why? Did you want her number? Does Marky have a crush?” I get frustrated and pull Jane hard around the side where no one can see us, she looks a little shocked by my sudden force but reads my face as desperate. “What’s wrong?” She suddenly asks more sombre.

Tears flow down my eyes “She stole my genitals and is now wearing them herself.” I cry.

“That sounds awesome!” Jane exclaims before registering my face. “I mean it would if she didn’t steal yours. Mind if I see it?”

I look at Jane, unable to believe what she’s saying but she does get like this when she’s drunk. Regardless of how she’s acting or what I’m feeling I pull my pants forward and show Jane my empty groin.

“That bitch! Where is she?” Jane snaps angrily.

“In the pool…” I begin to say but before I could say anymore Jane had already lifted her tank top off and dropped her skirt until she’s in her bikini and jumps into the pool.

I’m left standing there for a little while before I see Merc hurrying inside the house wearing a towel around her waist. My heart skips a beat as it looks like she’s intending to leave so I quickly follow her inside. Merc stopped walking the moment I walked inside and approaches me. She caresses my cheek and begins to flirt. “You wanted to get me somewhere... private?” She asks seductively.

I brush away her hand and grab her wrist, I then tug on her arm urgently to follow me to the bathroom. Not noticing she dropped the towel in the moment. I bring her into the bathroom and shut the door, locking it. “I want my penis back!” I say with a firm whisper.

Merc giggles at me as she walks over to the shower curtain reaching up to grab the support rod. “Ooh! Glad you're finally being so forward with me” she says in her seductive voice as she poses sexually. “It almost makes me want to give it back to you….” her voice trails off as she looks downwards.

I follow her gaze and see that she no longer has my penis and her bikini bottoms had now changed. I know I saw the ones she has on now earlier in the night and try to think of where. “Where’s my dick?!” I ask even more horrified. Sure not having it was horrifying enough but not knowing who had it currently scared me even more.

Merc looks aside with feigned nervousness. "Oooooh, that's the million-dollar question, isn't it. You tell me: Where is your dick? Think carefully, now."

It takes me a while to process as the realisation of who’s bikini bottoms she had on hit me. “You gave it to my cousin!?” I shudder the thought of Jane having my penis between her legs.

“More so she gladly took them from me,” Merc says with a sly smile. “Afterall she’s the one who approached me in the pool demanding that I hand them over. I told her I would, we just needed to swap bikini bottoms first as mine had gotten a little tight with your dick stretching them out.” Merc’s eyes go wide as she explains the next part. “Man your cousin is bold, without a care she just slipped hers off right in the view of everyone I had no choice but to swap them as well. I guess she didn’t notice the gift I left in my bikini bottoms for her.”

“I can’t believe you gave my penis to someone else and to my cousin out of all people!” I snapped at Merc.

“To be fair out of everyone else here she probably is the best candidate to receive them or would you rather give them to a stranger?”

“I think in this case family is worse, especially with Jane and how she can be, she’s so drunk right now, she could be doing anything with my penis.” I explain as the thoughts of her using my penis goes through my head.

“Well then you better go get her then.” Merc suggests as she bites her lip.

I almost run out the door that second but stop just as I unlock the door. I turn around and face Merc who’s now posing innocently. “What?” she asks. “Don’t you need to go rescue your dick from your drunken cousin?”

“I do…” I admit. “But you’re the only one that can give it back to me and who’s to say you’ll be here when I return?”

She grins. "Ooh, you've caught on. I was totally gonna leave,” She admits. “Question is, now what?"

“Wait you were actually going to do that, you would leave me sexless my entire life and have my cousin keep my penis?” I asked in disbelief but Merc doesn’t respond. “As for what now, we’re going to find Jane and you’re going to fix this.”

Merc looks disinterested in my suggestion. “Pass,” she says bored. “And I’ve lost interest now,” she leans forward and gives me a kiss on the lips before she falls back into the shower curtains and disappears.

“Wait, come back!” I beg. “You can’t leave me like this forever! I’ll do anything you want just come back!”

“You really mean that?” I hear Merc’s voice from over near the mirror. “I might take you up on that offer, just not tonight. How about I come back for Halloween?”

“I can't remain like this for that long and I doubt Jane would want my penis for that duration either! You need to fix this now! I don’t even live in this state, how will you find me?” I start to rant in my panicking plea.

“I wouldn’t be so sure about your cousin and trust that I’ll find you. Bye!” With that Merc was gone and so were the hopes of getting back my penis, or at the very least ensuring Jane didn’t have it. Now we’d be stuck like this for at least a month.

“Jane!” I exclaim remembering that I’ve left her for too long and so I ran out of the bathroom and look for her in the pool, only she isn’t there. I look around and find one of her friends that I saw earlier and approach her. “Have you seen Jane?” I ask her.

She looks at me and grins. “Are you looking for your cousin or your dick?” she asks out of nowhere.

“Excuse me…” I ask lost for words.

“No use pretending, everyone here knows what happened.” She pulls out her phone. “Here let me show you.”

I’m mortified as she shows me a clip of Jane, wearing nothing but her bikini top, using my dick to pee in the bushes. “I have my cousin’s dick!” She exclaims not in shock or fear but in excitement. “I can pee while standing up, this is so cool!”

I look back at the girl, after tonight I don’t think I could ever be more embarrassed than this. “Yes… I’m looking for my dick….” I admit to her, knowing that what she wants to hear. “Now can we you please tell me where Jane is now?”

“In a second, I’m curious to see what you have. Do you have her pussy or that magic girl’s pussy?” I look at her flabbergasted. “No need to answer me, just show me and I’ll figure it out for myself.” I sigh and pull forward my pants so Jane’s friend can see. She instantly takes a photo. “Wow that’s rough….” give her a dirty look as I was not expecting the photo. “Oh right, Jane…. Yeah she went up to her bedroom with Jess. Looks like while you’re not getting lucky your penis is.” Jane’s friend then walks off. “Hey Ashley! We were both wrong, turns out he has nothing!” She yells loud enough for everyone to hear. “Yeah I took a photo, sending to you now.”

That was a problem that had to wait, now I desperately needed to go find Jane before she did anything stupid with her friend Jess. I ran through the house and straight to Jane’s bedroom. The door is unlocked and when I open the door, Jane is standing over Jess completely naked with my penis fully erect. Jess is also naked and has her legs spread wide open. “Oh hey cuz, just in time,” Jane says, not at all concerned she’s completely naked in front of me. I on the other hand shut the door and avert my gaze. “I was just about to change your virginity status.”

Jess didn’t seem as impressed to see me. “Pervert!” She screams as she throws a pillow at me before covering up.

“Oh, don’t mind him Jess, it’s his dick after all, it’s only fair he watches.” Jane replies.

“No!” I snap. “No sex using my penis… this night has been crazy enough as it is without you doing something like that.” I inform my cousin. “Jess get dressed and go home or something.” I don’t need to tell her twice.

“You two are sick,” Jess says as she puts back on her swimsuit and storms out of the room.

Once she’s gone I grab a blanket off the bed and wrap it around Jane and motion her to sit on the bed. I hug her and sit next to her. “You can’t do things like this without my permission, Jane. That penis is mine not yours….”

“It looks like it’s mine at the moment,” she interrupts.

“And it will be for the next month or so, Merc vanished and isn’t coming back until Halloween,” I say somberly. “We’re stuck like this until then, so I need to know I can trust you with it, no sex, no more exposing it to your friends. I don’t want my penis all over the web or end up with an STD or STI and I especially don’t want you to father any kids.”

“Okay….” Jane says more disappointed than I’m comfortable with. “Can I at least play with it a little?”

I go even more red faced at the idea of my cousin masturbating with my penis but I can understand the curiosity and once I head home there’s nothing I can do to stop her. “I guess you can, but just be tame and don’t expect it to be that enjoyable.” I didn’t care to elaborate. “Now why don’t we just stay in here until the party is over.”

“Okay…” Jane says with a yawn. Jane fell asleep in my arms.

I could help but bring my fingers to touch the smooth skin between my legs, rubbing it in contemplation. Jane and I didn’t leave the room for the rest of the night and I fell asleep eventually as well.

I woke up to a high pitch scream. “Where did this penis come from and why am I naked!” Jane yells. “And what’s my cousin doing in my room?” She then stops as the sound of her voice amplified the headache she currently had.

I sigh as I wake up, Jane has forgotten the events from last night and I’d need to explain everything to her again. I shield my eyes as I got up, trying not to see her naked again, now that she was sober she would definitely care. “I can explain but it’s a long story and embarrassing for the both of us.” I say tired as I faced the wall. “Short version is that’s my penis.”

“What gross! How do I have your penis and please tell me you don’t have my vagina, or that you do, I don’t know… whatever is the least worst option.” She says not able to believe this strange situation, sitting down on the bed again, looking between her legs at my retracted penis. She didn’t dare touch it, knowing who it belongs too.

“No I don’t have your vagina, I’ve got nothing downstairs, basically I’m a Ken doll in that department.” I explain.

“Oh wow, that’d be cool if it weren’t disturbing. So how did this happen and please tell me I didn’t do anything we’d both regret.” I decide to rip the bandaid straight off and tell her the entire story. “Oh god… I’m so sorry. Hopefully Jess doesn’t remember any of that that’d be awkward, even though confronting my friends who all apparently know about this will be awkward too, and you say this ‘Merc’ won’t be back for a month?” I shake my head no. “On the bright side I don’t need to deal with my period for a month.” Jane jests. “But I’m sorry this happened, I’ll take good care of your penis in the meantime as if it was my own.”

“Yeah… I’m not sure if that’s a good promise coming from you. Just promise me you won’t get drunk until this gets fixed.”

Jane chuckled at my statement. “Okay, I can at least promise you that.”

I think about mine and Jane’s situation for a little while, she seemed to be fine having my penis and oddly enough I think I could cope without it for a month. I am still uncertain at the idea my cousin will be having it for that time, considering last night but now she was sober I trust her with it. I’m nervous though, I had promised Merc I would do anything for her to come back so I didn’t actually know what would be worse, remaining genderless for the rest of my life or experiencing whatever else she might do to me. I guess I will have to wait until Halloween…

To be continued?