Part 1

My name is David and I'm 26 years old. It's the year 2015, for the last 3 years humans have been locked in an endless battle against alien invaders from another world. When the aliens first invaded, it happened without warning with many major cities falling within hours. The armies of the world were powerless to stop the invaders who brought weapons of such terror, that I can barely bring myself to talk about them even today. So many innocents lost, so many friends that I can no longer talk to. No doubt many more will be lost today, as we make our last stand at the only remaining human stronghold of Grenda. But perhaps I'm getting too far ahead in my story, so let's step back to the day it all began. The day that the lemon warriors of the world Lemononia invaded.

It was a peaceful day like many others everything was quite the end of the supposed world had just passed..... or so we thought. The date was the 22nd of December 2012, I had just woken up from the only decent night's sleep that I was going to get in a while and I lazily made my way to the kitchen in order to get some breakfast. I saw that Ashley was already up and making some scrambled eggs.

Ashley, what a great girl she was beautiful with long golden blonde hair and a very athletic body. She had a very playful and fun personality and a very mischievous side to match. In other words she was quite the handful, but she was also my friend.

"Morning sleepyhead" she said in her usual upbeat voice "Do you want some scrambled eggs"

"I guess" I said still half asleep, as I went over to the couch and flicked on the TV, not even knowing what I wanted to watch.

"Here you go couch potato" Ashley says half giggling, as she hands me the eggs "This isn't how I envisioned our married life together"

I blushed a little as I shooed her away, we weren't actually married, we were only boyfriend and girlfriend, although we were constantly mistaken as such. Like when we first moved in, our next door Neighbors Jeff and Stacy mistook us for a married couple, no doubt because of Ashley's insistence that I carry her into the house bridal style.

I was just about to start eating when A yellow flash caught my attention from the TV. It was then that I saw the enemy for the first time, although back then the only thing I saw was an over sized flying lemon.

Many thoughts cross through your mind when you wake up in the morning and turn on the TV and see that a news channel is currently broadcasting that giant flying lemons are currently invading Earth. The first thought is one of laughter, the second thought is one of disbelief, the third thought is this news program must be really struggling for ratings and the forth thought is how can I make a funny sarcastic comment about this to Ashley.

I was thinking hard about the right punch line when Jeff busts through the front door and yells "DAVID, ASHLEY Giant lemons are invading" and in a perfectly serious voice as well.

'Damn' I quietly thought to myself, he bet me and he did it in such a fantastic way that I couldn't help but laugh. Ashley couldn't contain her laughter either and soon we were both laughing uncontrollably.

"Hahahahahahahaha you shouldn't believe everything you see on the news Jeff" I said somewhere between intense laughing and feeling impressed that Jeff could run over here so quickly to deliver his perfect timing gag.

"Quick get the lemon squeezer David, we'll have those Lemons beat in no time" said Ashley obviously being sarcastic as she continued to laugh out loud.

"What the hell are you guy's talking about" said Jeff in an obviously annoyed voice "Haven't you guy's looked outside they're coming this way.......OH GOD THE LEMON'S ARE HERE"

Those were the last words that I heard from Jeff, which were some pretty awesome last words to leave, as he then ran from the door and then suddenly the power was cut and the roof of our house was blown clean off and what we saw next made us wish that we listened to Jeff.

Floating above the house was a giant floating lemon. I somehow found myself lying on the floor next to Ashley, probably from diving to cover as our roof disappeared from its hinges and as we both rubbed our eyes from the disbelief of seeing a giant floating lemon, we also took the opportunity of pinching each other's arms. Unfortunately this did not have the desired effect of waking each other up from this very weird dream and we both thought at the same time that we were going to need a bigger lemon squeezer.

I felt like I should say something funny here, but all I could think of was pointing out the obvious fact that a giant lemon was floating above our house. At first I had no idea what the next step to take was, but when the lemon started to gather up energy at a certain point, I knew exactly the course of action to take which was to dive out of the way just in time as a yellow beam of light thundered down into the room striking Ashley, who didn't move as fast as me.

"ASHLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed, thinking that she had just been turned to an Ashley type dust on the floor.

The beam of light soon disappeared and the fact that all that was left of Ashley was her PJ's on the floor, I declared that this was not good and I immediately rushed over to the lonesome PJ's and then found something that I did not expect.

Amongst the PJ's was...was...........a baby?

A baby girl judging by the head of the baby girl. I immediately lifted the little one up and realized that the baby was rather naked.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH cover me up stupid" screamed the baby in a voice that was very familiar to Ashley's.

Instead of listening to the bossy baby I decided to continue to look stupid as I slowly began to realize that I was holding the baby form of Ashley in my arms, at this point I also declared this as not good. My cheeks then began to redden as I realized I was holding the naked baby form of Ashley in my arms and I quickly picked up her PJ top and wrapped it around her as a kind of blanket. I was feeling all impressed with my ingenuity and quick thinking when suddenly bossy baby Ashley yelled into my ear.

"Run stupid it's charging up again" she said pointing her very little hand in the direction of the lemon baby ray of death. This time I decided to follow baby Ashley's advice and make a run for it and the first thought that entered my mind was that we need transportation. I ran for the garage, dodging lemon rays as I went. Once I opened the door to the garage, I was faced with a choice between a push bike and Ashley's hatchback. With my knowledge of what vehicle would be best to escape giant flying lemons that turn people into baby's limited. I decided to take the car.

Thankfully the giant lemon was either too stupid or incapable of removing the roof of the garage and this gave me plenty of time to buckle baby Ashley into the passenger seat. Although the lack of a proper baby seat forced me to use nearby rope to tie her to the seat more securely.

"You're a kinky one" said baby Ashley giggling and obviously remembering the bondage games that we would play every now and then.

I was more impressed that she could still keep her sense of humour despite her current predicament. Playful to the end I guess. I then jumped into the driver's seat just in time to see the garage roof get ripped off, which meant that the giant lemon was too stupid after all. I then started the car up and floored it, leaving my poor innocent scrambled eggs behind to be devoured by...well something probably.

It's not every day that you can drive down a road and see a giant lemon chasing you, but this was one of those days and when I saw a four door sedan in front of us get blasted, that's when I saw the horrific secondary effect of the lemon ray and that is the fact that it turns people into sweet little girls. I can still remember the horror on the drivers face as he was reduced to a little girl with long flowing light brown hair and an adorable face. However his lack of ability to now reach the foot pedals meant that his car soon came to stop. I then saw a bicycle pull out from an alleyway next to me and I also saw that the lemon payed absolutely no attention to it at all. This annoyed me greatly and I instantly regretted not picking the bicycle in the garage as the lemon continued to chase us through the suburban streets until we made it into town and then, two lemons started chasing us.......... I had to admit that this was going badly and I knew that things were not going to end well.

"Quick turn left" yelled baby Ashley from the passenger seat and without thinking I did exactly that. only to end up crashing through a building.

As I slowly recovered from my first car crash in life, I prayed that no police were on their way, because between having no driving license and a naked baby tied to the front passenger seat. I was no doubt going to go behind bars for a very long time. I then remembered that the Earth was being invaded by giant lemons though so hopefully the police would be dealing with that problem and I instead had a look around at my surroundings.

It didn't take long before I realized that we had crashed into the town's baby store and I then looked at a very sheepishly looking Ashley.'

"What I needed to get some clothes eventually" said a giggling baby Ashley. I then took a mental note not to follow the directions of a crazy suicidal clothing obsessed baby in the future. But I had to admit that at least we could get a few baby supplies while we were here. So I untied my babified girlfriend from the front seat and carried her into the store, wondering just how we were going to get out of this mess.

To be continued