“THE GAME COULDN’T BE MORE SIMPLE” said robo mommy pointing to the coloring book “ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS COLOR IN EACH DISNEY PRINCESS WITH THE RIGHT COLORS AND THEN MOMMY WILL FORGET ALL ABOUT THIS LITTLE INCIDENT. HOWEVER FOR EVERY MISTAKE YOU MAKE, THEN MOMMY WILL GET TO PUNISH YOU FOR EACH MISTAKE TOMMORROW.

I don’t know the record for the worlds loudest “gulp” but I’m pretty sure that I just topped it. My eyes immediately fell to the book and it appeared that there it contained at least 5 disney princesses. This concerned me greatly because I’m barely knew their names much less the color of their clothing.

I looked back up towards robo mommy and saw that it was deadly serious. Reluctantly then I opened up the book and opened up the colored pencils so that I could get to work. The first princess was that one from the beauty and the beast, Belle I think her name was and I’m 99% sure that she wore a yellow dress. But what about her hair, was it brown or black. Damn it why didn’t I watch all those Disney movies with Lauren when I was a kid. I decided to take a stap in the dark and go with brown. I eventually managed to get it all colored in while robo mommy just sat on the couch reading something that was worryingly called “How to sew your own pageant dresses”

I tried to put this out of my mind and moved onto the next page. This time it was a picture of Ariel and I knew this one was going to be a little more complicated. Well first things first was that I definitely knew she had red hair, so I decided to do that first. For the tail I’m pretty sure that it was green, but for her top I had absolutely no idea. In the end I went with a light purple color and hoped that it was correct.

I tried to take a peek a robo mommy when I was coloring for some sort of hint but it was giving me nothing except for a constant smile whenever it looked up from its book. Without knowing for certain, I reluctantly flipped the page and saw that this time it was going to be Cinderella. I was kind of happy at this, because she was one I knew pretty well. With her blue dress and blonde hair I confidently blasted past that one and flipped over the page.

“OH, YOU LIKE CINDERELLA DOLLY” robo mommy said making my cheeks burn red again. “MAYBE WE CAN GET YOU A CINDERELLA COSTUME FOR HALLOWEEN, I BET YOU WOULD MAKE SUCH A PRETTY PRINCESS”

My eyes instantly turned saucer size at this comment, seeing as Halloween was still 7 months away and there was no way in hell that I was going to stay a Dolly or a girl for that matter, for that long. Robo mommy seemed to enjoy my expression a lot and it almost looked like it was laughing, except there was no noise. Anyway maybe it was just teasing me, after all once Dad comes back in two weeks, surely he’ll release us. Although maybe this psyco robot will just turn him into a dolly as well, where would that leave us then? I guess Sue or Sarah or Natalie would eventually have to come looking for us. And seeing as all 3 of those girls enjoyed my girlified state, I wouldn’t be holding my breath for release.

Anyway I turned my attention back towards my task at hand and saw that the next page had a picture of Snow White on it. I instantly groaned behind my pacifier, seeing as I knew barely anything about Snow White. I decided to start with the hair which my incredibly limited memory deduced was black. But as for the bow on top, my mind was blank. I instead skipped that part for now and moved onto her top which I was sure was blue and I also knew that her skirt was yellow. But now I had no idea I decided that the little strip things in her sleeves were yellow like her skirt and maybe the bow was as well just so it matched together I guess. There was also another problem, because in this pic I could see one of her shoes. I really didn’t know about those and I went with blue so that it could match her top. Just looking at the pic I knew it was wrong, but it was too late now.

“OKAY DOLLY THAT’S ENOUGH, LET’S HAVE A LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE DONE” said robo mommy finally releasing me from my self-imposed mental torment.

Robo mommy wasted no time flipping through the pages and that’s when I noticed the back of the book. All the damn princesses were right there on the back cover and all colored in as well. I felt like a complete idiot at this point and that’s without even pointing out what I was dressed in. I could now see from the back cover that I had made a few mistakes with each character, seeing as I just stuck to a solid color and didn’t even consider that Arial’s tail had a light green fin. I just presumed it was all solid green, I knew that I had made similar mistakes on the other drawings and I just hoped whatever the punishment was, it wasn’t going to be too bad.

“LET’S SEE HERE DOLLY, BY MY COUNT YOU’VE MADE 8 MISTAKES , WHICH MEANS  THAT YOU GET TO WEAR 8 DIAPERS” said robo mommy as she picked me up and carried me off to Mum and Dad’s room.  This always made me feel so small. Robo mommy was just as big as Dad after all even maybe a little bit bigger, although with my small height everyone was bigger than me.

When we entered into the room, my eyes just about fell out of my head. In the corner of the room was a dress sitting on a mannequin. It was a pink dress and had an incredibly frilly collar and simply gigantic puffy sleeves to match. The worst part though was the massive bow at the back of the dress and the white froth of the puffiest petticoat I had ever seen, peeking out from the frilly hem of the dress.  The entire dress screamed sissy and I was pretty sure that any girl over the age of one would find it horrifically embarrassing to wear.

“DO YOU LIKE IT DOLLY, MOMMY HAS BEEN WORKING EVER SO HARD ON IT” said robo mommy who was once again seemed to be laughing at my horrified expression. “I MADE IT ESPECIALLY FOR NAUGHTY DOLLIES WHO MISBEHAVE” robo mommy continued, giving me a look that I gave a solitary gulp to.

“NOW THEN DOLLY I NEED YOUR HELP, YOUR REAL MUM IS HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS GAME AND I THINK IT’S HIGH TIME WE TEACH HER A LESSON” said robo mommy causing me to give her the world record for the best, what in the world are you talking about face.

My brain was suddenly in overload. Does this mean robo mommy can tell that we’re human, I thought to myself. I don’t get it, was robo mommy just programmed to humiliate us. I thought it just thought of us as robotic dolls or something.
“OH DEAR POOR LITTLE MARK CAN’T FIGURE IT OUT” said robo mommy now actually laughing and practically making my head explode with an overload all at the same time. Why did it know my name, just what in the world was going on here. “HMMMM MAYBE IT WILL BE EASIER IF I SHOW YOU”

Robo mommy then put me down onto Mum and Dad’s bed and then suddenly my jam hit the floor. Robo mommy’s face suddenly split open along with the rest of its body and as the former pieces of it hit the floor, it left a solitary figure standing in its place and that person wa….was Dad!!!!!!

“So tell me Mark, are you ready to give those girls a taste of their own medicine” dad said while I was still trying to pick my jaw up from the floor.

Things were going to get very interesting indeed, from now on.

To be continued