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The nurse stared in shock. There was this man standing there in an old nurse's uniform. At first, that was strange, but not alarming. She had worked at the hospital for years and crossdresser and such were not exactly uncommon. If it was just that she would not have had more than just very mild surprise.

No, what shocked her was that he was most certainly not a crossdresser. His arms were too feminine, his hands too womanly, his legs... she could go on. Even his skin on his face and neck was slightly different than the skin on the rest of his body.

He didn't bother to look at her, and instead just laughed and smiled.

"So, nurse, I do apologize. I am aware that you had a nurse no-call no-show today. Well, that is not quite true. She didn't call, that his accurate, everything below her neck did make it to work on time!"