"Yes, Mr. Souder, I do see you are here right on time for your evaluation... that's not exactly good. A person should be early for something like this."

"Let's see, where to begin, where to begin. Let us start, I think, with what you've done right. Always a good place. You seem to be able to talk with a variety of people. Always talking with upper management and executives. I guess that comes with your position... oh, I am sorry, that comes with my position. Oh. Well, how about your teamwork. You do seem to unite a team. Granted, this is to unite them against you, but still, unity is unity."

"Well, I guess I have little good to say. So, on to the 'areas of improvement'. Let us start with your advice and 'consulting' for my project. That is a very good place, I think. You remember that one, right? I most certainly do. That, if memory fails, was the one you managed to disrupt and mangle a demonstration so badly that my head ended up on Mrs. Welch's body. Her husband, by the way, did ask him to provide you with a statement, but I won't. You... you don't want to hear it."

"Now, while I do not hide that I have adjusted well to my new body. that does not undo the damage done to her or her husband. So, I am afraid I will have to let you go."

"Oh? You want to stay at this company? Why... huh. Fascinating. You thought you could just threaten me? Cute. Even the executives you know can't protect you here. Why do you think I'm doing this? I'm the sole decider of your fate here."

"I see you now understand the situation. Well, there is a solution. See, that project is still moving forward and they need test subjects. I have taken the liberty of volunteering you, should you decide to stay. I've even heard they have a suitable candidate in mind for you. Do you know Christine in Marketing? A bit heavy, mid-fifties, drinks like a fish, wears those dresses and skirts that are way too tight for her, um, 'build'?"

"Yes, that's her, the one who never wears pants and brags about how much she, well, I think you know how 'popular' she is with many of the men around here, for some reason. Well, she's one of the volunteers and she put her preference as a male, ideally younger."

"It is your choice. Disgraced from the corporate world or spend a year in her short skirts and tight clothes. I assure you, that is far better than what you did to Mrs. Welch. Due to how badly you messed that up, we can't go back to our bodies. You at least get yours back."

"Oh, you will? Good. I knew you realized your situation. No company would hire you after they talked to us. So, if you will follow me, I will lead you to the lab. It's today they're doing it and I hear her skirt is extra short today, her pantyhose extra glittery, and her heels six inches at least! Maybe you'll be just as popular with the guys as she was! Considering her rep is somehow far better than yours, her body can't hurt!"