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Linda let Simon into her apartment when she heard him knock. She shut the door behind him and then gave him a hug.

"I'm so glad we could do this!" She said gleefully.

"Me too!" He said with a smile. "I couldn't wait for this."

He looked at her up and down she saw the approval in his eyes.

"That is a great outfit. I mean, you look great!"

"Thanks! Not bad for forty-one, huh?" She said with a wink. "I'm still a bit surprised you were into me. You're what, twenty-three?"

"Twenty-four." He said with a laugh. "Why is that?"

"I don't know. I just guess you'd be more into women your own age. Of course, the whole MILF thing is a thing, so there's that. Hopefully I don't look too much like that."

"I'm not sure about all that. I just know you look great. I mean, you're almost perfect."

"Oh? Almost?" She said with a mischievous grin. "Something you want changed about me?"

"Only one thing." He said as she was grabbing her purse. She never saw the syringe, only realizing her mistake as she felt it get injected into her neck. "Just one."

The machine had been easy to bring up, as it was disguised to look like a mini-fridge. He wheeled it in and positioned her so her head was resting inside of the machine. He checked everything and pressed a button and it began to work.

He watched in fascination as it worked, opening her head, scooping her brain out, transplanting the brain of his friend, and dropping her brain in a jar of liquid. He watched it stitch up her head and within a few minutes her body started to move, slowly at first, but soon he saw her face smiling and her body posed.

"You know what I told her when we were in here?" Simon asked Steve.

"No, what?" Steve said as he posed, a hand on what was Linda's hip. He ran a hand down one leg, a slight moan from the feeling of it.

"I told her she was almost perfect."

"And I'm guessing we 'removed' that one flaw?" Steve said with a dark smile as Simon got in front of him, then held him close, his hands going up and down Linda's former body.

"I'd say so." He said, then kissed Steve. "Problem solved."