"You know, John, I've seen you looking at me ever since the accident left me with this new body. A glance here, a too-long look there. I've caught those side-eyes as I walk past, those looks of lust when you think I can't see your face."

"Well, Johnny, that is why I asked you here to help me to come into the office so late. No one is here and I'm clearly not in a working mood right now. You now have your chance. Let's see I was right about those looks!"