He should have been angry at the shop owner. He had walked in for a gift for his wife and he came out like this, his head grafted onto the body of a very attractive woman. As he walked out of the shop, he heard the shopkeeper yell a happy "bye, have a great day"!

He laughed at that and closed the shop door. Whether or not the man meant it wasn't really the point. He was going to have a great day. Yes, explaining this to his wife would be, well, difficult, but he knew her very well and was sure she'd accept the new him. In fact, he thought with a smile, she was bi and did find women dressed like this attractive... you know, maybe he did end up finding her a great gift and only now was he realizing it.