"Hey, son. I hope you don't mind, but I helped myself to some of your expensive coffee. See, we need to talk."

"So, you know that weird neighbor you had? The one your wife told you was bad news but you brushed off? Of course you do, you gave him a spare key to your house or you were foolish enough with your keys that he stole one or made one. Anyway, that guy, I was staying here during your trip, did you know that? Your wife felt something was up, and rightly so."

"So, yesterday we wake up and guess what? Come one, guess! Take a wild one at what we woke up to! Did you guess it was my head stitched onto her body and her head stitched onto my body? Well, good, because that was what happened! Just be glad I'm in great health for my age."

"Now, she's upstairs but she wanted me to talk to you. She warned you. I know she did. You ignored this, you refused any security measures."

"Me? I'm sixty-eight and was a cost accountant for forty years! I at tried to do something! You're her husband, what's your excuse there? Nothing, that's what!"

"Look, I'm sorry if I'm angry here, but I'm angry for her. Luckily, this dude was partnering with a research hospital who did not know what he was doing outside of work and they're willing to help. They already have a body set up for your wife. It's a few years older and not incredible shape, but it is still an overall healthy female body."

"Now, as for me, well, this is my life now. They will not risk it, and they're only doing it for her due to the age the current body she has, you know, mine. So, welcome home. Have a nice trip?"