"Paul, what did you do to me?" Jared asked.

"I cut about six inches off of your height and maybe about fifty pounds. Oh, and you've got tits and no dick, and you're in a skirt and pantyhose."

"Not what I meant, Paul. Why is my head attached to a woman's body?"

"Oh, yes, uh, I have their device, sort of a prototype, a new surgical... uh, well, I decided to use it on you, and, well, I didn't get her name..."

"Paul, focus."

"So, I used and fun fact, it transplants people's heads around! I didn't know it could do that! So, you have a woman's body below your neck now!"

"Paul, can you undo this?"

"Well, I would if I could, but she did run off..."

"What? WHAT?"

"Well, look on bright side, at least you have a great set of legs!"

"Paul I swear..."