"I don't' know why you wanted to wear matching outfits." Susan said as her and her husband walked to a neighbor's house.

"I thought it would be amusing." He said. "I didn't have any sort of great reason."

"Yeah, I knew that from the start. You are too entertained by this, aren't you? Having a woman's body?"

"It beats depression."

"Fair." She said as they got to the house. They walked up and rang the doorbell.

"They know, right?" He asked.

"Of course." She said. "Everyone knows, Mike. Hard to hide it."

When she said that, he laughed.

"Now it's my turn to say 'fair'."