(While not in first person, the caption reflects his views, not mine)

He had no idea how this had happened. He was in the parking garage at the start of the day, just a minute or so from the skywalk to his office building and now it was afternoon and he was like this! He had no idea how anyone had managed to do this (wasn't this place supposed to have better security?) and he was very concerned that people would see him. He had cultivated an image of a serious young professional and this outfit, never mind the body was not conducive to that image!